December 28, 2009

Decoding Dreams

Here's the dream as he told it to me...

"I had this really intense, crazy dream this morning. You killed someone. You cut them up and put them into 4 garbage bags and somehow that was the end of your involvement. I had to get rid of it. People I didn't know were helping me and these other people were chasing me. We were hiding out in a orphanage, amongst the kids and it was just nerve-wracking and crazy as hell!"

Let's translate the underlying meanings here...

You killed someone - I'm married to a woman capable of anything and she scares me.

You cut them up and put them into 4 garbage bags... - I'm married to a tidy and organized lunatic and she scares me.

...and somehow that was the end of your involvement. I had to get rid of it. - I'm forever finishing shit my wife starts and cleaning up her messes.

We were hiding out in an orphanage, amongst the kids, and it was just nerve-wracking and crazy as hell. - Our kids are nerve-wracking and crazy as hell (I blame my wife for this) and both she and they scare me. I'm scared.
NOTE: The next night I dreamed I was on trial for murder. Of 3 men. And I only actually killed 2 of them. Oh, the injustice was killing me! My husband says I should analyze that dream but I fear the results would scare him even more.

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