December 28, 2009

Decoding Dreams

Here's the dream as he told it to me...

"I had this really intense, crazy dream this morning. You killed someone. You cut them up and put them into 4 garbage bags and somehow that was the end of your involvement. I had to get rid of it. People I didn't know were helping me and these other people were chasing me. We were hiding out in a orphanage, amongst the kids and it was just nerve-wracking and crazy as hell!"

Let's translate the underlying meanings here...

You killed someone - I'm married to a woman capable of anything and she scares me.

You cut them up and put them into 4 garbage bags... - I'm married to a tidy and organized lunatic and she scares me.

...and somehow that was the end of your involvement. I had to get rid of it. - I'm forever finishing shit my wife starts and cleaning up her messes.

We were hiding out in an orphanage, amongst the kids, and it was just nerve-wracking and crazy as hell. - Our kids are nerve-wracking and crazy as hell (I blame my wife for this) and both she and they scare me. I'm scared.
NOTE: The next night I dreamed I was on trial for murder. Of 3 men. And I only actually killed 2 of them. Oh, the injustice was killing me! My husband says I should analyze that dream but I fear the results would scare him even more.

5 comments:

Jessi said...

HILARIOUS!!!

Bill and Lorie Shewbridge said...

That is just too funny!
Why is SB so scared of you???
I just love your blog!

Debra said...

Whoa great dream, and an excellent analysis, yet if he was truly scared would he have told you? I think it was neat that you picked up where he left off in his dream. I have to agree with your dream. I would be pissed if I had "only" committed 2 murders and someone accused me of committing three. Although the fact that you both dreamt "you" killed people should make one think....

p.s. I just want to mention that I am sorry if I have offended you at any point or time here, on your lovely and witty blog. (I am not really concerned, after all it was men you were killing...wasn't it?)

MoonNStarMommy said...

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGosh the things you can read into dreams ... lovely that they were connected too btw!

michelle said...

Ha, Amanda. I love both of those dreams. Whats wrong with his dream? What are husbands for?