October 22, 2009

You Really Shouldn't Have Said That

"Mama, did you wash my jersey when I was at school today because I wanted to wear it today but you didn't have it washed and you said you'd wash it so I can wear it tomorrow because I love my jersey and it needs to be washed. So did you?"

It's not all d..

"Well what did you do all day then!?!?"

Excuse me? What did I do all day? Well, your highness, I did laundry and if you hadn't interrupted me I was going to say it wasn't dry yet but it'll be done in a few minutes. Also, after I dropped you off at school I came home and swept the floor where you ate toast, picked up your dishes, washed the dishes, vacuumed, picked up your towel off your bedroom floor and hung it up, picked up your clothes off your floor and put them away, picked up your toys, gathered up your DVD's and put them in the right cases, cleaned up your playroom, made a grocery list filled with the crap you like to eat... well, you get the idea. Shut up!



13 comments:

Debra said...

My son once had to write a paper for a book he and his class were making for Parents Day. My son wrote: "My Mom sit's at home all day watching Star Trek". (He even drew a nice picture of me on the sofa)
Yes, because the one evening it was on I dared to sit down for an hour and watch TV. WTF was I thinking?

Jenn@ The Crazies said...

Sounds like my day....

Cassie said...

You said it, sister!

Kimi said...

Seriously, you've gotta love that. He's lucky he walked away in one piece.

Stacie's Madness said...

*sigh*

Deb said...

Sometimes I'm glad my brood can't yet articulate how useless they think I am. :)

Bill and Lorie Shewbridge said...

I can't believe you didn't post a picture of hime standing in the corner with your shoe up his butt!
:-) I can't believe he said that, where did he get that from? I know the Sexy Beast would NEVER say that to you!!

melanie said...

This fits in the category of "oh no you di'int!" {picture the head wag with it}

And bad news... they never grow out of it...

Night Owl Mama said...

O so you have 1 of those too huh? I swore I broke the mold with a child like that

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!

BPOTW said...

The payoff will be some day when they get their own place and you remind them of this conversation.

Diane said...

i'm feelin' ya.... they really think i sit here and do nothing.... :( i think we should set up one of those freaky friday situations and show them what we actually do! lol

Mrsblogalot said...

go on Mama!