October 1, 2009

Thursday Thirteen

I've been watching Lost for 8 days straight. I'm almost done with Season 4. All of a sudden Sawyer's hot and Jack's not... go figure. So how about a Lost Thursday 13

Thirteen things/people I can't stand on Lost

1. Smoke Monster - cuz really, a monster? How can that possibly be explained rationally? Lame.

2. Nikki and Paolo - so who was the actress playing Nikki screwing to get that little story line in the show? That whole episode was wasted. Lame.

3. Flash Forwards in Season 4 - seeing the character's pasts is cool but this forward thing, no. Thanks for ruining Jack for me. Lame.

4. Ben - what a nasty little weasel of a man. Lame.

5. Time Travel - what!?!? That is dangerously close to Jumping the Shark. Lame.

6. Kate - still with the doe eyes? I know you're the chick-hero of the show but I'm not feeling it. Lame.

7. Jacob - invisable? Really? An invisable man? An invisable man that is the leader of the Others? Really? Lame. Really lame.

8. Locke - you are pissing me off. What exactly is your malfunction? Talk about Daddy issues. Sawyer did your dirty work for you, quit being such a pain in the ass. Lame.

9. Dharma Initiative - what are you? I don't get it. Not at all. Lame.

10, 11, 12, 13, and 14. Charlie dying - you guys SUCK! Why would you do that? I was slinging snot for half an hour over that crap. Take Jack instead. Or Kate. Lame. And sad. (Yeah, I know there are supposed to only be 13 but I really hate it!)

I could also do a Thursday Thirteen on the things I haven't done because I've been watching Lost.

1. Laundry
2. Cooking
3. Gone to the recycling center
4. Returned ANY calls
5. Gone to the gym
6. Taken the kids for a walk
7. Made my bed
8. Dust anything in the house
9. Posted any updates to Facebook that didn't have something to do with Lost
10. Painted my toenails
11. Put out Fall decorations
12. Emptied the dishwasher
13. Bathed - kidding. Kinda.


Mom to 3, nana to 6 said...

I did the same thing when I had to go through all of the 24's. "The reason you woke up this morning is because of Jack Baur."

Anonymous said...

You are too funny.

By the way, I just noticed now that somehow I was dropped from following you. Random. Not good.

I never stopped reading you and didn't even know I wasn't following you anymore so, you know, this losing followers thing, maybe they're all in some black hole without you, where I was and didn't even know it.

~aj~ said...

Seriously, you might as well just stop now because all the stuff you find so lame is pretty much what the entire show is based on at this point.

Start watching Flash Forward instead. It's really good so far and best of all....stars CHARLIE!!!

Lorie Shewbridge said...

I sooo wanted to tell you about Charlie, but I knew you would KILL me!! I felt so bad knowing that you were gonna see that in a couple of days... because I cried for hours after that show - The Hubs laughed at me!! So NOW you know why I "heart" Sawyer, too.
I feel for you girl!!!
Take a hot bath and a glass of wine, you'll feel better.

Farmers Wifey said...

Keep doing this and I don't have to watch it. I can then paint my toenails, go to the gym, yadda yadda yadda..

Brightfish said...

Charlie dies?!?!?! Crap, I shouldn't have read this post! A spoiler alert would have been nice...except that you and I are probably the only people left who are years behind in the series! Whew, I'd better catch up fast! -Sunny

Willnnabel said...

I never started this series, because I thought the whole thing sounded lame, but what do I know I watch Mexican Soap Operas?

melanie said...

This is the Lost season that completely "lost" me too... very, very lame... I just stopped caring if they ever got off the fucking island... which they eventually do and then some of them WANT to go back?!?! Talk about lame...

btw... I've missed you... I haven't been around in months and I have some serious catching up to do...

Kritta22 said...

that explains the lack of texting. I love that snot slinging.

Diane said...

lol i wish there was a show i could get into that much.