October 13, 2009

This Could Be Uncomfortable

I read a blog and the author asked his readers if any of them had been the subject of an intervention. You know, like the A&E show? I utilized the little red X in the corner of the page cause I wasn't going there on a blog that I only lurk on. The more I thought about it I wondered, should I go there with you. And I don't know. Should I? People in town are finding out about the blog and I'm the new girl in town and I'm joining parenting groups. I never should have let it get out but it's out and it can't be made unknown again. If I start writing about interventions and alcohol abuse and rehab and drug addictions and hoarding and fecal smearing... people will start talking.

So, the question you are dying to hear about; Have I ever been the subject of an intervention. The answer is... Dum dum dum...

No! What kind of girl do you think I am?

Made you wonder though, didn't I? Now I need you to be honest and say if you thought I had in fact been a part of an intervention. I also want to know for what? What kind of things could you imagine I had done. Note: You don't get rehab for beating your kids, that's jail. Just sayin. Have some balls and tell the truth.


Tee hee hee



10 comments:

Cairo Typ0 said...

As someone who has not been part of an intervention i didn't think you had either. That's my story and i'm sticking to it! :p

Anonymous said...

LOL! I'm gonna' say this is a NO.. You'd of spit it out by now! =) My drugs of choice are my children.. I've got uppers n' downers and everything in between at some point.. Who needs drugs when you have kids??? Lol..

Anonymous said...

Woman, are ya kidding me? I've never needed drugs more than since I've had kids!

Kimi said...

If you had been, which I'm not saying I thought you were, I'd totally vote alcohol. Honestly, kids are enough to make even the most sane woman an alcoholic on some days!

Debra said...

Hmmm tough one. Would I think it? or did I? Just for a moment, yes, but not so much you getting an intervention, more of the "I was part of an intervention for, say, a jackass neighbor intervention? or a family member.

If you were to be the recipient of such a thing it would most likely be a "Farmtown" intervention (I did think about tracking you down for that one, I guess I just don't get it, or maybe it was a "lost" intervention?).

Bill and Lorie Shewbridge said...

I totally knew you were bullshitting... but you made it so funny!!
I haven't been through an intervention, but I do know that I am dependent on medication for my PTSD and my pain. I don't think that I can get off it, but I don't know if I really need to right now. I am under a physician's care and I see a therapist... so maybe one day I will be drug free.

Cristin said...

Oh I totally had you as a scrawy toothles meth head!!!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ordie O. said...

You might as well tell them the truth, Sis. The answer is "yes" and the drug of choice? Suddenly Salad. There. It's out. If they ostracize you, tough.

melanie said...

OMG... you ruined it for me... I totally thought you were hooked on Prozac by now... or at the very least one of those meth-moms that are all the rage these days...

hehe

Actually I didn't suspect any sort of necessary intervention at your household... can't say the same for myself but that's a whole other ball of wax...