Two little boys in Small Town Nebraska are desperately searching for their pumpkins that have gone missing from their front porch. These poor boys thought that their treasures would be safe being that this is touted as such a "nice" town. *Cough* Bullshit *Cough*.
Listen up you little wise-ass, teenage pricks, keep your thieving asses off of my porch! I hope you're proud of yourselves for stealing from a toddler and a Kindergartener, you really accomplished something there, congratulations.