Two little boys in Small Town Nebraska are desperately searching for their pumpkins that have gone missing from their front porch. These poor boys thought that their treasures would be safe being that this is touted as such a "nice" town. *Cough* Bullshit *Cough*.
Listen up you little wise-ass, teenage pricks, keep your thieving asses off of my porch! I hope you're proud of yourselves for stealing from a toddler and a Kindergartener, you really accomplished something there, congratulations.
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I hate when a couple of losers ruin something for everyone. Are they too cheap to buy their own? Why steal pumpkins? I feel so bad for your boys.
that is so sad for your little boys.
I hope they get caught !
What a bunch of fucking assholes!!!
Have you checked the neighbors porch?
Totally sucks. Halloween is supposed to be all about the fun, not learning lesson, about thieving dickheads.
p.s. did you ever find out WHAT THAT THING IS IN THE PICTURE? I still can't get it out of my mind and it totally gives me the creeps!
Oh, I hope you can go get them a couple more. That's an awful age to learn about ugly people.
Last week there was a smashed pumpkin at the end of my drive...Obviously stolen just for the fun(?) of smashing it.
Are you farkin' kidding me?? That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in a long ass time... Lowlifes.
r u serious?
wow.
I think you should set a trap for the little terds who stole your baby's pumpkins....
I was just about to write "are you effing kidding me????" when suddenly I had a flashback of my childhood pumpkin found smashed in our driveway... So yeah, teenagers can be a-holes, clearly something that doesn't change.
O my I'm so sorry Hug to your little ones thats awful
That sux.
I'm so sorry that the pumpkins are missing. Karma will kick them in the ass!
Rat bastards! What is wrong with people anymore? Get some more, carve them and coat them with vaseline. They will be too slippery to steal.
That sucks big time!! We had the same thing happen in our "nice" little town here, and the mother posted something similar on our community forum.
Used to be teens would do some tricks on mischief night, but wouldn't destroy decorations just for the hell of it - people have turned into such asshole...
HAVE you checked your dickhead neighbor's house???
WTF!
we have two missing also... if we were lucky enough to be neighbors {how awesome would THAT be???} i'd suggest we have the same culprit....
Maybe get a few more and fill them with dog shit? Except carve them in reverse.... so the bottom falls out when they are lifted... Id kinda like to see that video on youtube you know?
It's been going on for a long time. I'm 51 and I remember when we visited my Aunt Pat and Uncle Bob in Lincoln when I was like 3 or 4, musta been cuz my sister moved in there when I was like 5 or 6. Anyhow, I had the biggest pumpkin I ever had before or since and we were in the house and heard a huge BOOM and went out and my pumpkin was blown to hell. It's just kids being kids. Next year just booby trap a shotgun aimed at the pumpkins and you'll get even.
Did you check JN yard by chance? Bet they stole them in retaliation!! Stupid LOSERS!!
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