October 26, 2009

MISSING

Two little boys in Small Town Nebraska are desperately searching for their pumpkins that have gone missing from their front porch. These poor boys thought that their treasures would be safe being that this is touted as such a "nice" town. *Cough* Bullshit *Cough*.

Listen up you little wise-ass, teenage pricks, keep your thieving asses off of my porch! I hope you're proud of yourselves for stealing from a toddler and a Kindergartener, you really accomplished something there, congratulations.

20 comments:

Debra said...

I hate when a couple of losers ruin something for everyone. Are they too cheap to buy their own? Why steal pumpkins? I feel so bad for your boys.

•´.¸¸.•¨¯`♥.Trish.♥´¯¨•.¸¸.´• said...

that is so sad for your little boys.

I hope they get caught !

Anonymous said...

What a bunch of fucking assholes!!!

The Red Headed Mama said...

Have you checked the neighbors porch?

Anonymous said...

Totally sucks. Halloween is supposed to be all about the fun, not learning lesson, about thieving dickheads.

p.s. did you ever find out WHAT THAT THING IS IN THE PICTURE? I still can't get it out of my mind and it totally gives me the creeps!

@eloh said...

Oh, I hope you can go get them a couple more. That's an awful age to learn about ugly people.

Last week there was a smashed pumpkin at the end of my drive...Obviously stolen just for the fun(?) of smashing it.

CaseyDeuce said...

Are you farkin' kidding me?? That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in a long ass time... Lowlifes.

Stacie's Madness said...

r u serious?
wow.

Neva said...

I think you should set a trap for the little terds who stole your baby's pumpkins....

robin said...

I was just about to write "are you effing kidding me????" when suddenly I had a flashback of my childhood pumpkin found smashed in our driveway... So yeah, teenagers can be a-holes, clearly something that doesn't change.

Night Owl Mama said...

O my I'm so sorry Hug to your little ones thats awful

Farmers Wife said...

That sux.

Kathy said...

I'm so sorry that the pumpkins are missing. Karma will kick them in the ass!

Funny in my mind said...

Rat bastards! What is wrong with people anymore? Get some more, carve them and coat them with vaseline. They will be too slippery to steal.

Bill and Lorie Shewbridge said...

That sucks big time!! We had the same thing happen in our "nice" little town here, and the mother posted something similar on our community forum.
Used to be teens would do some tricks on mischief night, but wouldn't destroy decorations just for the hell of it - people have turned into such asshole...
HAVE you checked your dickhead neighbor's house???

Unknown Mami said...

WTF!

Diane said...

we have two missing also... if we were lucky enough to be neighbors {how awesome would THAT be???} i'd suggest we have the same culprit....

The Crazy Suburban Mom said...

Maybe get a few more and fill them with dog shit? Except carve them in reverse.... so the bottom falls out when they are lifted... Id kinda like to see that video on youtube you know?

Ordie O. said...

It's been going on for a long time. I'm 51 and I remember when we visited my Aunt Pat and Uncle Bob in Lincoln when I was like 3 or 4, musta been cuz my sister moved in there when I was like 5 or 6. Anyhow, I had the biggest pumpkin I ever had before or since and we were in the house and heard a huge BOOM and went out and my pumpkin was blown to hell. It's just kids being kids. Next year just booby trap a shotgun aimed at the pumpkins and you'll get even.

~Ronda~ said...

Did you check JN yard by chance? Bet they stole them in retaliation!! Stupid LOSERS!!