September 18, 2009

Fuck It Friday

I've been trying like hell to figure out what this healthcare bill is. What it says. What it means. Who's getting screwed and who isn't... At first glance it appears to be written in English but when taken in whole, it might as well be written in Old Latin cuz that's how much sense it makes to me. Here, go give it a shot! It's exhausting! So ya know what? Fuck it!

Here's my trouble... ha! like my trouble could be pinpointed by one single thing, right? ...people who know me but don't really know me are finding out about the blog. I don't think about it being linked on my Facebook page when I friend add them and next thing I know there are all these hits from my city. You cannot know the panic that stings my chest when I see my city on my stats. So far I've gotten a few "love the blog" emails and I haven't got kicked out of any organizations yet but brilliantly witty as I am, someone's bound to "frown upon" the bloggy me. But what am I gonna do? Bloggy me is me. So ya know what? Fuck it.

Farm Town and I are breakin' up. I was going to get to the top level and then quit but I'm bored. It's taking so long to get the experience points to level up, Aidan will be graduating college before I'm there. So ya know what? Fuck it.

I'm sitting on several awards that some of you guys have given me. It's not that I don't appreciate them, I actually love them and I get a big ego whenever I get one but then I'm all focused on my ego and I forget to formally accept them and I feel awful and I email you and say I'm getting to it but I'm really not because I just don't get on it... then I decide I'm gonna just put them 3 at a time in my sidebar and link to whoever gave it to me but then I'd need a new sidebar title and my designer is busy as hell and I'm cheap as hell and I don't wanna pay for it so then I don't even do that nope, the run-on sentence from hell is not over and now I'm just a blog-schmuck and there's no turning back and ya know what? Fuck it.

So, what do you think of Fuck It Friday? I find myself extremely happy with it but there goes that ego again and who's to say it isn't only because I adore the word fuck so much?

18 comments:

Funny in my mind said...

Yeah, I have a lot of local Facebook friends and I don't want them to know I have a blog so I don't have it on my FB page. Congrats on dumping Farm Town. I never liked it.

Brandy Rose said...

I think the run-on sentence was brilliant. Few ppl have the ability to create one.

Cassie said...

First, Congress doesn't speak English, they speak lies and innuendo so its no wonder you can't understand it having at least one honest bone in your body. Second, I LOVE Fuck it Friday. It should be a national holiday.

Ariel said...

this health care bill is 1018 pages. what a bunch of horse shit. diggin' fuck it friday. it's a keeper.

Bill and Lorie Shewbridge said...

I LOVE Fuck it Friday, it's a lot like our Bitch & Moan Friday posts ... See my blog, if you'd like, it's up - no pressure. If you don't feel like it. Fuck it.
I also have several awards that I need to pi locally acknowledge on my blog and pass on. I am feelin SO guilty for not doing it. I will get it done, but I won't be insulted when you don't acknowledge yours! :-)

The Red Headed Mama said...

Fuck it Friday was a damn good time, thanks. I needed that to go with my drink.

Crystal said...

Fuck It Friday is great! It should be a weekly occurrence. I hate Facebook. Everybody I know on there is too fake-y nice and never say what they're really thinking. Fuck it if they don't like your blog. You're awesome, and so is your blog, and anyone who doesn't think so can suck a bag of dicks. Hey, I think I'll make an award that says that and send it to you! Nah, just kidding. Have a great weekend!

*Noelle* said...

you are SO fowl; love it!! i don't put my blog on FB cause there are SOOO many "oh i want to see what she's up to all these years" people on mine, who don't comment but want to snoop! (mine is private; look me up girl!!) i do an inventory every so often of those fake ass type people then they get deleted!! lol this one bitch got deleted and repeatedly keeps sending me friend requests! PATHETIC!!! is her life so dull that she needs to snoop in mine?? people are lame, so is farm town :) and don't get me started about poor ass people like me in college and can't freakin get descent health insurance cause i am POOR and have a shit load of health problems! yea, i said it... not SO impressed with the new man on the white houses campus!!!!

love ya girl ♥ your blog kicks some serious ASS!!

JennyMac said...

I can't keep up with all the games/names/points on FB.

And F.It. Friday? Love it.

Debra said...

I have said no to "Farm Town" (invited shortly after I signed up for face book, which i was forced to do to track down a deadbeat swapper), simply because I do not like video games. Never got the knack or the addiction so there goes that. As for my blog or yours, Screw'em if they cannot take a joke.
Hey has JA been over to visit your blog? Naw I wouldn't worry, after all you got that great watchdog, right?

Creepy said...

Fuck happens to be one of my favorite words too...just ask my kids (the Deaf one even, but he pronounces in Shuck).

I haven't, nor do I plan to read that Health care crap, I'm sure it would make little sense considering the amount of wine presently in my system.

Unknown Mami said...

Fuck it! I like it!

Brightfish said...

I just love you! that's all, I just love you!

Oh, and I have a list of things I so desperately want to just throw out the window...maybe next "Fuck It Friday."

Oh, and I'm crazy over Farm Town, but I need the closure. I guess I'm trying to get to the highest level ASAP just so I can let it go!

:) Sunny

Deb said...

I am all for Fuck It Friday!!! I have quit checking my stats completely, at least for a while, and it feels great.

As far as the healthcare bill goes, try www.healthleadersmedia.com for translation. :)

Devilpup00 said...

Farm town is always loosing my interest as well. But now I can't stop playing mafia wars. If it isn't one thing it's another.
And with people from your city reading the blog, I think it's a good thing. As least they know what they get with you. As long as it doesn't end up like that scene from National Lampoons European Vacation where they are chased out of town by the villagers carrying pitchforks.

Farmers Wife said...

Fuck. You know that I know you will get to your stuff when you can, I'm very patient.... I've had 3 days away from the computer and don't know where to start! It all banks up! Farm town WTF I have my own frickin farm to run.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha! Fuck it all to hell! OMG but you make me laugh.. Your blog is a great way to start my day!
Oh and the whole Farm Town thing.. I know.. I'm so bored with it but I keep it so everyone else can work it and get their coins or whatever.. Totally bored with it.. And Farmville.. I'm sorta' into YoVille and Sorority Life right now.. Lol.. I like those two because online my furniture looks awesome and I know there's no cheetos hiding under the cushions and I get to wear cool clothes on my fabulous BC body (before children)!

melanie said...

I never could get into the whole Farmville thing... and I'm really jealous that you get awards and I don't (probably because I don't write enough)... fuck it...