I look over at Aidan to see what looks like a huge dried booger in his hair. I pull at it and he squeals and I may or may snicker a little and enjoy it a tad too much.
"Ouch! Why did you do that?"
"Because you have a huge dried booger in your hair! Why is there a booger in your hair anyway?"
" Cuz I wiped it there! That's where I keep 'em, okay?"
"Good luck catching a wife someday, kid."