July 2, 2009

What Is Your Malfunction?

First, I'm talking to Blogger. Quit taking blogs that I follow away! I lost dozens yesterday and one of them even called me out on their blog about it. Me thinks she was pissed!



Next, I'm talking to you, followers. Putting aside the possibility that Blogger is screwing with you, too, make up your damn mind, okay? I post about MJ not being my favorite pedophile in the world and you drop me. Then I put up a video of my kid inhaling broccoli and you're back. Don't you know my self-worth is all wrapped up in that number?



Well, that number and the one on my bathroom scale. I digress.



Anyway, have some conviction. Either my blog sucks and I'm wrong about everything and you're too good for me or my blog rawks and you're addicted and you're gonna stick with me even when I post things that prove I'm crazy. Just think about it?

16 comments:

Diane said...

i'll be here - no matter what crazy you post. (actually, that's the whole reason i'm even here - to make myself feel a little better lol) blogger's been screwin' with me too - taking 50 years for my posts to show up i readers, etc. :(

Jenni Jiggety said...

Blogger has been having some major malfunctions lately...

CaseyDeuce said...

I love your blog and you know it. Hows that for validation? I'll always be a follower.

Deb said...

Rawk on!

Funny in my mind said...

I am still here. Still hate MJ, still love you!

Unknown Mami said...

My bad!I told you I have abandonment issues. And now blogger won't post the comments you tried to leave on my blog either. Maybe someone at blogger is mad at you.

Since you wrote that MJ is not your favorite pedophile in the world, it begs the question: Who is?

melanie said...

Just to let you know... I don't like to call it "following". I prefer the term "stalking" and I don't bother with the whole blogger "follower" thing cuz blogger sucks doo-doo...

And now I will bitch to you that you haven't commented on my blog lately. Am I not good enough for your comments? Am I not funny enough? Do I whine too much? Don't forget that my self worth is determined by the length and brevity of the comment you leave behind... or not... I really don't give a fuck...

and I don't care what your bathroom scale says... I think your H.A.W.T.!!

Margo said...

Blogger/google is the new Bill Gates. The devil. Even though I like BG better now than I did a few years ago. Perhaps I sold my soul somewhere along the line. Anyway, please keep being yourself :)

Anonymous said...

Yeah something is bass awkwards with blogger lately. I figure they are up to their eyeballs in ticked off bloggers.

I love your blog - cracks me up more times than I can count!

The Red Headed Mama said...

I love me some crazy, so I'll be around :)

Anonymous said...

Sissy,

Your comment on my blog certainly stirred the passions. So cool. Thank you for visiting.

Debra said...

I think Blogger is conducting a series of experiments with the people who blog to see if they can make you experience a new kind of Hell. One that makes you forget about the hell reality of job loss, kids, and b.s. politicians.
Don't look now but I think they may be succeeding. They have been messing with my posts, followers (yes I have the, no I don't). I say we find a geek to track down these characters and have a good old fashioned "Blog Flogging"!!!!
I am with you, crazies of the world unite!

Sarah said...

I don't think your blog sucks at all.

Farmers Wife said...

Your'e crazy, I'm crazy, lets not get pedantic... You know I stalk you because you are awesome, and my butt is maybe bigger than yours, but I will get out and exercise before summer comes I promise. Don't take it to heart, you have heaps of followers ahem stalkers that think you rock...

Stacie's Madness said...

i'm here, when the damn blog loads.

AshMo said...

I'm stuck w/ya! lol