First, I'm talking to Blogger. Quit taking blogs that I follow away! I lost dozens yesterday and one of them even called me out on their blog about it. Me thinks she was pissed!
Next, I'm talking to you, followers. Putting aside the possibility that Blogger is screwing with you, too, make up your damn mind, okay? I post about MJ not being my favorite pedophile in the world and you drop me. Then I put up a video of my kid inhaling broccoli and you're back. Don't you know my self-worth is all wrapped up in that number?
Well, that number and the one on my bathroom scale. I digress.
Anyway, have some conviction. Either my blog sucks and I'm wrong about everything and you're too good for me or my blog rawks and you're addicted and you're gonna stick with me even when I post things that prove I'm crazy. Just think about it?
Next, I'm talking to you, followers. Putting aside the possibility that Blogger is screwing with you, too, make up your damn mind, okay? I post about MJ not being my favorite pedophile in the world and you drop me. Then I put up a video of my kid inhaling broccoli and you're back. Don't you know my self-worth is all wrapped up in that number?
Well, that number and the one on my bathroom scale. I digress.
Anyway, have some conviction. Either my blog sucks and I'm wrong about everything and you're too good for me or my blog rawks and you're addicted and you're gonna stick with me even when I post things that prove I'm crazy. Just think about it?
16 comments:
i'll be here - no matter what crazy you post. (actually, that's the whole reason i'm even here - to make myself feel a little better lol) blogger's been screwin' with me too - taking 50 years for my posts to show up i readers, etc. :(
Blogger has been having some major malfunctions lately...
I love your blog and you know it. Hows that for validation? I'll always be a follower.
Rawk on!
I am still here. Still hate MJ, still love you!
My bad!I told you I have abandonment issues. And now blogger won't post the comments you tried to leave on my blog either. Maybe someone at blogger is mad at you.
Since you wrote that MJ is not your favorite pedophile in the world, it begs the question: Who is?
Just to let you know... I don't like to call it "following". I prefer the term "stalking" and I don't bother with the whole blogger "follower" thing cuz blogger sucks doo-doo...
And now I will bitch to you that you haven't commented on my blog lately. Am I not good enough for your comments? Am I not funny enough? Do I whine too much? Don't forget that my self worth is determined by the length and brevity of the comment you leave behind... or not... I really don't give a fuck...
and I don't care what your bathroom scale says... I think your H.A.W.T.!!
Blogger/google is the new Bill Gates. The devil. Even though I like BG better now than I did a few years ago. Perhaps I sold my soul somewhere along the line. Anyway, please keep being yourself :)
Yeah something is bass awkwards with blogger lately. I figure they are up to their eyeballs in ticked off bloggers.
I love your blog - cracks me up more times than I can count!
I love me some crazy, so I'll be around :)
Sissy,
Your comment on my blog certainly stirred the passions. So cool. Thank you for visiting.
I think Blogger is conducting a series of experiments with the people who blog to see if they can make you experience a new kind of Hell. One that makes you forget about the hell reality of job loss, kids, and b.s. politicians.
Don't look now but I think they may be succeeding. They have been messing with my posts, followers (yes I have the, no I don't). I say we find a geek to track down these characters and have a good old fashioned "Blog Flogging"!!!!
I am with you, crazies of the world unite!
I don't think your blog sucks at all.
Your'e crazy, I'm crazy, lets not get pedantic... You know I stalk you because you are awesome, and my butt is maybe bigger than yours, but I will get out and exercise before summer comes I promise. Don't take it to heart, you have heaps of followers ahem stalkers that think you rock...
i'm here, when the damn blog loads.
I'm stuck w/ya! lol
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