July 14, 2009

What Am I Gonna Do With This Kid?

Time for another round of crazy, humiliating, rude, and condescending crap that comes out of Aidan's mouth.

It's my box now cuz I snook it out of the closet.

I'm not gonna stop eating cinnamon and sugar (Cinnamon Toast Crunch) until the store stops selling cinnamon and sugar.

Are you coming to my party? Don't forget to bring me a present!

Asher, get your foot off the damn pedal!

I got lots of owies cuz I don't watch where I'm going and I go too fast.

I can't wait, I don't have any patience at all!

Yeah, if I get macaroni and cheese on the carpet then we'll have to move out of this house and we won't have time to move this afternoon.


April said...

ROFLMAO! He cracks me up!!!

Claudya Martinez said...

Sounds very pragmatic!

I was getting so irritated because I kept trying to get on your blog and explorer wouldn't open the site! I'm at work and that's the only browser they have. Anyway, finally it worked. Thank God, or how would I live without Aidan's wisdom.

Jenn@ The Crazies said...

Too frigging funny!! Dont ya love the stuff that comes out of the kids mouths!

Halala Mama said...

The mac and cheese rationalization is pretty advanced logic. And precious.

The Red Headed Mama said...

HAHAHA, ah I love it!

Aiden told me today that I'm the worst mommy in the world.

Oh, if he only knew!

Willnnabel said...

So I read these and wonder hmmmm "Who does he sound like?" I predict a blog in his future, titled perhaps, "Earth People are Easy to Mess With, Especially Parents".

Karen said...

LOL!! Moving over spilled macaroni!! Wish I would have thought of that!