July 28, 2009

Is There A 12 Step Program For Farm Town Yet?

...cuz I think I need it.


My Dearest Farm Town,

We are gonna have to take some time apart. Not a break up, just a break. You know, to gain some perspective. It's just going too fast for me. We spend too much time together and I need to focus on me right now. It's not you, it's me. I'm not going to be messing around in the Mafia Wars or Farmville. I know you think Farkle and I have something going on but it's not true. I only have eyes for you, Farm Town, and when I get my head right I'm gonna be coming back to you. You're the only Facebook App for me.

All My Love and time and energy,

Sissy



I knew that letter had to be written as I reread this chat between me and Sarah at midnight.

Sissy: if I suddenly disappear from your farm it's cuz my computer is in pieces on the damn floor!

Sarah: what the?!

Sissy: it's so damn slow!

Sarah: I think it's FarmTown not the computer love

Sissy: well me and FT are gonna lock horns in a minute

Sarah: I'm about to pee myself! You are in need of an FT intervention!

Sissy: my pain for your pleasure, glad I could be of assistance

Sissy: saving saving saving saving saving.... SAVE THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sissy: you want my carrots?

Sarah: I'm not sure! are they angry carrots?

8 comments:

thoughts and ramblings said...

You have NO idea how much I can relate. LMAO!!!

I keep planting pineapples because they'll at least LAST if I can't get the app to work or something.

You should add me so we can harvest for each other. hahahh

Sarah said...

The key there is that it was MIDNIGHT!! Who freakin' farms at midnight?!

BTW the carrots are in therapy now. They'll feel better soon.

Sheree Prince said...

I don't play farmtown but I do have a facebook and I'm completely addicted. I love your blog it makes me laugh or cry (Anna). Anyway keep blogging so I can continue to keep reading. Looking forward to your next post.

Anonymous said...

Sissy,
Your farm is awesome, your blog is awesome. You'll be back. You can't stay away.
Carolyn

Kathy said...

You can't quit now you almost can buy rivers. You did catch up fast!

Debra said...

Nope, don't have a clue here. I suck at video "anything" so I stay away form these sorts of things. Instead preferring to make myself nutty participating in swaps.

~Ronda~ said...

I'm so glad that I haven't jumped on the FT bandwagon yet, cause we all know I'd be an addict!!

Farmers Wife said...

I haven't gotten into farmtown as I have my own friggin farm here to manage... I do however, kick arse at the vampires application..