July 25, 2009

I Refuse To Name This Blog Fart Friday

...but that's exactly what this is. Except the Friday thing.

At what point in blogging do you run out of post titles? I'm at roughly 600 and ya'll, I am scratching the bottom of the proverbial barrel.

This is a list of the ridiculous shit that has given me heartburn this week;
chocolate chip cookies
Bacardi Lemonade
yogurt covered raisins
Mt Dew

CitiMortgage has GOT to be the most pig headed, idiotic, backward ass company that has ever managed to convince people they are worth a shit in the history of dumb! They make the federal government look like a fucking master of financial security. Please tell me Karma comes back to bite the asses of large corporations by means of say, bankruptcy or eviction or Bubonic Plague.

Asher's little renegade ass better gain some perspective. It's like he knows he's turning 2 and that means he's supposed to have a giant attitude and make my life miserable. Here's a little nugget of info to chew on, Ash, don't make me stop saving your ass from your brother.

The ending of 10,000 BC was really sucking a fat one and then BAM!, all is right in the prehistoric world again!


Lorie Shewbridge said...

I'm with you on the CitiMortgag thing, I hope they get bankruptcy, eviction AND Bubonic Plague.

I wouldn't worry about Asher, I used to pick on my "little" sister until she was about 4, then she started to grow and grow - until she was 6" taller and had at least 50 pounds on me - NEED I SAY MORE?

Just think, next week we get to start it all over again, along with hearing about how WONDERFUL and FANTASTIC BlogHer was..... Blah, Blah, Blah......

The Wrenns said...

Just stopped in via "Buried with Children"--happy to see you've got Blog Farts!

LivingDeadNurse said...

i wasn't a big fan of 10,000 bc i have seen better

Traci said...

You know with all that heartburn, maybe you should take a pregnancy test! :)

Willnnabel said...

Ah the joys of having more than one child....
I have not seen 10,000bc
I am sorry I do not know what is going on with CitiMortgage and you so I have little to offer you there too. Well now that I have said "nothing" I had better move on.