Mr: Why did you ever pick this movie?
Me: You don't know?
Me: It was a popular movie, I put it on the list.
Mr: Keanu Reeves?
Mr: That dork?
Me: No, I don't think he's hot.
Mr: You are lying thru your teeth. Your teeth and your veneers!
Mr: Yeah, you heard me. Put that in your blog!
And so I did.