June 22, 2009

You Can Find Anything On The Internet

Whew! Just when I was low on funny my stats came to the rescue. I especially appreciate when the searches are done as questions cuz man, that just makes it so dang easy.

How do I beat Webkinz Triple Strike Solitaire? Dude, it's Webkinz! It's for 5 year olds. Are you for real?

Are my kids martians? Yes. Yes, they are. How else can they be explained?

What is the blog about a jackass neighbor and a beast? Did you actually just search for a blog about these things or were you looking for me specifically?

I need Webkinz usernames and passwords. Why, so you can hack a 5 yr old's Webkinz account? Loser!

Is my kid a sissy or a martian? Well, clearly if he's not one he must be the other, right?

Why does the Ped-egg hurt so damn bad? Honey, it's not supposed to. That said, I don't know but it does, doesn't it? A tool of the devil I tell you!

If I pee first, will I weigh less? Maybe. But you have to be nekkid, with dry hair, and you can't have drank anything yet. It all works together.

17 comments:

septembermom said...

You gave me a good laugh this afternoon! I was thinking of trying that Ped-egg. I think I'll pass now.

Christina said...

you should number 2 first. before you weigh yourself, that is. Not before you mug a child for their webkinz password.

As always, I find the inappropriateness. at least I said 'number 2' and not 'poop'

oops. I said poop.

Kritta22 said...

Seriously????!!!


I love your readers!

Flying Giggles and Lollipops said...

Isn't it crazy?

I nominated your for an award:
http://flyinggigglesandlollipops.blogspot.com/2009/06/kreativ-blogger-award.html

Thanks for your entertaining blog!

Farmers Wife said...

"Are my kids martians? Yes. Yes, they are. How else can they be explained?" You wonder was the person who typed this serious or what? Maybe they ALL were having a bad day ....

Jen said...

Oh those are great!

Barbara said...

LOL, it's amazing what people search for ... too funny! Love your blog :)

Karly said...

If you POOP first, you will definitely weight less. Just sayin'.

Izzy 'N Emmy said...

hahaha! Crazy searches! I never get anything cool like this.

Banteringblonde said...

So I guess now is not a good time confess to having a few webkinz? I haven't played with them in a few months though...

Rhea@mommy23monkeys said...

Really, why can't I get good google searches like these? Mine are SO boring!

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!! Hysterical!!!! And the whole idea of the Pedi-Egg just grosses me out.. I think I fear feet and anything and everything to do with them, aside from walking, running (yeah right) and/or shoving the proverbial foot up someone's ass.. The Pedi-Egg is nothing more than a cute little holder for DEAD SKIN!!!!! GROSS!!!
AND!! I had someone come to my site via a Fecal Sludge search!!!! REALLY?????? Did they not find what they were looking for under ANAL SEEPAGE?????

Cassie said...

LOL. I love the last one. It's always interesting to see what people google to get your blog!

Unknown Mami said...

I think that if you use the ped-egg, pee, and poo first then you will definately weigh less.

BPOTW said...

It's good to know I'm not the only one that gets hits from strange searches!

Debra said...

Okay I am clueless? How are you finding out that someone has "searched you out". I have to confess to be both curious, and creeped out that people might be stumbling on my blog looking for ? porn? poop? webkinz(again something I am in the dark about)? Gosh I better start being more interesting, or less? I am not sure.

Nina said...

That was very funny. I really laughed at the 'if I pee first..' quote- some things just hit home!