June 4, 2009

Say What?

Aidan's got one liners and comments to keep us laughing all day long. Here are just a few recent ones.

After eating popcorn - My tummy is just full from shoving handfuls of popcorn down my throat into my tummy. Now I have to go lay down.

While sharing said popcorn with his brother - See, Ash, this is why you're disgusting!

Mumbled under his breath while I tied his brother's big wheel to the back of his bike - God I hope this works.

When anything goes wrong for him - Why is this happening to me? or This can't be happening! or You've got to be kidding me!

After realizing that he not only left his underwear at his friend's house but also his cubes of cheese - *slaps his palm on his forehead* What?! I left my undies AND my cheese there? Oh great, I needed that cheese! How did this happen?

When he's done something naughty but I don't yet know about it - Mama, I need to say I'm sorry for sumthin'. When I ask what he did he says Can I not get in trouble for it?

18 comments:

Jen said...

LOL!!!! TOO funny.

The Mama said...

Hilarious! That is FUNNY!!!!!

taysmommy said...

can't get any more literal then that!!! hehe!

Deb said...

That kid is too funny! How old is he?

Why Mom Drinks Rum said...

Aww, cute!

When I'm forcing my son at....let me rephrase...when I'm encouraging my son to tell me what he did (something evil) he always starts off with, "Are you going to get mad at me?"

I'll be a WHOLE LOT MORE mad at you if you don't start spilling mister! LOL.

Crystal said...

Those are FUNNY! The one about the underwear and cheese made me LOL!

Michelle said...

Funny!

Diane said...

this cant be happening is still my fave! but i love the bit about the cheese and the "god i hope this works"!

what a character!

April said...

That's one funny kid you got there! Make up for the crazy times? ;)
So did it work when you tied up the big wheel to the bike? If so, how did you do that? My kids would love it!

~aj~ said...

Awww, I miss that little turd. These are great. :)

Sarah said...

Because the cheese is infinitely more important than the undies in the larger picture. Who cares if you have undies on if you just starved to death?

melanie said...

What is up with your child and his escaping underwear? Is this sort of like George Costanza having to take his shirt off to poop or what?! Crazy talk, I tell you... CRAZY TALK!!

lol ur kid cracks me up

Farmers Wife said...

I bloody love this kid!!!!!!

Eighty MPH Mom said...

How cute...I especially love the undies one LOL. The do come up with some funny stuff. My daughter used to say "Oh for the love of Pete's Sake". It cracked me up every time!

Anonymous said...

I LUV the cheese comment! LOL!! Cheese is way more important than undies!!

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Mommy of M's said...

How funny!

My oldest says the funniest things too, I just wonder where he gets this stuff sometime.

~Ronda~ said...

Hilarious!! he has heard these one liners from somewhere, hint, hint!!