June 1, 2009

Monday Posts Generally Suck So Who Am I To Break Tradition?

Um, yeah, I had to wake Aidan up this am just like I told you I would. And Friday when we don't have anything on the schedule - he'll be up at 6am. I'm serious, that post is coming.

Aidan's Adventure Club went ok - His Highness made the teacher do his craft and he refused to participate in any activity but he didn't get kicked out so I don't give a shit if the woman becomes his indentured servant for the summer as long as I get my 2 hours of peace. Asher, on the other hand, robbed me of my peace - and by peace I mean 2 hours of sweating like a pig in the gym - by screaming like a banshee at YCare so I got 15 minutes into my medieval torture device stair stepper workout when they came to get me to take him.

Swim lessons start in half an hour. The kind where I don't have to be in the pool with him (thank you Baby Jesus) so we'll see how that goes. I'm thinking lightening doesn't strike twice but I'm an optimist. If you know me at all you are laughing your ass off right now!

UPDATE: Um, why didn't I read this site before Nov 2003-ish? Why couldn't that county fair Tarot Card reader in 1999 show me this day? Or this or this one. A peek at any one of those incidents could have saved that poor kid at the pool today. Yeah, the swim lessons were a Fail! Aidan acted like a damn fool and I was mortified and now I'm pissed and I really don't know why I'm even suprised.

8 comments:

CaseyDeuce said...

Jesus was a MAN! He had a beard!!

But I like the baby Jesus BETTER!

Dear.. 7 lb... 6 oz... baby Jesus, all wrapped up watching your baby Einstein developmental dvds.....

The Main Ladybug said...

ROFLMAO - sorry, been there and done that several times over! Why do you think being a Nana is the all-time best payback EVER??? Getting to watch your kids reap their rewards! Please don't kill anyone, I'd miss your blog like crazy if they locked you up somewhere.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Ladybug! Hysterical! I too have ventured down that path - Lost.. I'm sure, on my way to the beach into the bronzed arms of my oh so young n' tender cabana boy with his endless supply of fruity drinks and deep tissue massage.. - I mean as I ventured onto the well planned, thought out, marital bliss and mommyhood, not necessarily in that order.. - Do you think if anyone had told us of all the horrors, I mean wonders, that awaited us in da' Mommyhood, we'd of chosen of our own free will to have had these lovely creatures?? ;) And again, I agree with Ladybug.. Watching your children with their children.. Hahahahaha!! Take heart tho Martian Mom.. It only lasts for a few.. YEARS! =)

Kristin said...

ROFL...at long as you gt your two hours. fuck em.. *giggle*

Banteringblonde said...

LMAO yay for swimming lessons where you don't have to get in the water!

Stacie's Madness said...

roflmao...
my kids do the same thing with sleep. Weekdays when we NEED to get up, no way...Weekends they are up at the butt crack of dawn.

WWWWHHHYYYY?????

melanie said...

ahhhh... I remember paying for another woman to wait on my children's every whim... it was the best money I ever spent... But why in the hell are you torturing yourself with the step machine? Isn't there a starbucks nearby that you can just go SIT AT?? Take the two hours and do something you can't do when you have the kids... like sit in your car and cry because you know you only have x amount of time before you have to go get them again... that's always healthy... ;)

Anonymous said...

wow we must be related my son had the same experience and he's in second grade