June 29, 2009

Catching Up Cuz I Was Lazy Last Week

I screwed around and didn't participate in Wordless Wednesday, Blog Fart Friday, or Sunday Citar/Quotable Sunday last week. What can I say? Not much inspiration, low on funny... oh and Farm Town on Facebook took over my life! Seriously, thanks a bunch, Krista! I'll be calling you from jail when I'm arrested for child neglect. Do you have any crops ready for me to harvest? Text me!


Here's my Blog Fart Friday for last week.

  • Day-um! Last week was a bad week for celebs, hu? Ed McMahon, Farrah, MJ, and Billy Mays... Makes me thankful for my meaningless existence.
  • I just realized that all this time I've been excited for Aidan to go to Kindergarten, I didn't think about that meaning we'll have to get up way early every. single. day. That's gonna blow!
  • Sometimes I think I look like a drag queen when I wear makeup. Does my face look like a man's to you? Go screw, Anonymous!
  • Now, in addition to screaming "Go!" every damn time I stop the truck at a light or stop sign, Asher kicks the back of my seat. I'm thinking that's cause to get your little bossy ass thrown out of the truck but I could be wrong.
  • There's this woman in town that I'm not gonna like. We have kids the same age, in the same activities, and I'm afraid we are gonna be running in the same circles somewhat. My issue is I think she's a frigid bitch. She never smiles back at me and she scowls at Asher. Who scowls at Asher? He's fucking adorable!
  • I still hate CitiMortgage with the fire of a thousand suns. Fuckers.

And finally, My Sunday Citar, Quotable Sunday


"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."

17 comments:

Halala Mama said...

I have purposely stayed away from farm town...people have tried to lure me in with their pretty presents and invitations but ooooh no...I'm too smart for that. But Farkle...that's another matter entirely.

Diane said...

i LOVE that quote!!! and your WW picture!

i don't know whats up with the bitch in your new town, but send her ass my way, i'll straighten her out. no body scowls at one of my fave boys!

April said...

Ahhhhh, the good times (the pic)
And no, you don't have a mans face at all!

Jen said...

I LOVE that quote. It is so going to be my motto.

Brightfish said...

Farm Town is killing me! I have a vineyard...my whole farm is covered in grapes. Grapes have to be harvested every 4 hours. It's a lot of work making wine. And I love every freaking addictive minute of it and watching all those coins add up!

I'm sure I'll be arrested, too! My husband will be the one who call the cops on me!

melanie said...

I'm positively petrified to check out Farm Town... lord knows I've had Social Services visit my house too many times as it is due to my WoW addiction...

The quote is awesome!

Kritta22 said...

Chris sat me down last night and said, :I can't believe how much you are on the computer. It's starting to get crazy!"

I laughed and said, You only say that cuz you had frozen pizza for dinner. Suck it up! :)

(It probably is getting a little crazy but I love it and that's what matters!)

thanks for the shout out and the 3 for 1 deal on your blog...Wed, Friday and Sunday all covered!

~aj~ said...

You are too much, girl.

Scowling at Asher?! That woman should be shot. Or at least get a good prodding with a cattle poker.

Debra said...

Love the quote. Here is another for you...
"I have so much to do, I need to take a nap" (my Mom)

Who took the photo of the comatose people? Facebook? No, sorry I barely have time for blogger. Better not.

AshMo said...

Hola! Lol my daughter is starting kindergarten this year also- same damn thought passed me as I got over the excitement lol. Also- my husband and I were laughing so hard when I read about you feeling like you look like a drag queen when you wear make-up: I say the same exact thing when I wear it too. Think it's cause we are natural beauties?! lol I do, I do.

Michelle said...

People just suck sometimes! We finally found a church we like in our new town and the director makes me want to choke her eveytime I see her. I let it really bug me the second time she yelled at my to "hurry up" across the room. Last time I tried to ignore her as much as possible. I hope you can try to avoid "frigid bitch" as much as possible.

Unknown Mami said...

The quote is brilliant! I'm going to have to use it from now on.

Sarah said...

Why yes, yes I do have crops. Well, I did until your stalking behind harvested them!

Such sad little people. Now if you could clear something up for me...makeup. What is this makeup you speak of?

Night Owl Mama said...

Awww I love your sleeping picture very cute

Farmers Wife said...

That pic is awesome. I love you this way. Go frazzled, tired mother.

Now about the frigid bitch, I fucking hate her too. How dare she scowl at your little one, I shall send you voodoo dolls at once pins included..

Sara Bonds said...

First of all, adorable photo. Secondly, screw that rude lady. Some women can be so nasty.

SassyMomma said...

OMG!! I'm addicted to Farm Town too! I think that's why I can't get it together long enough to do anything anymore!