June 5, 2009

Guess What

Does anyone else constantly type "teh" instead of "the"? It's like a malfunction between my brain and my fingers and it drives me crazy because I can't just go back and fix it later, I have to backspace all the way back through everything I've written since and fix it right then. Can you freaking believe my OCD is still undiagnosed?

I worked out all 4 days that Aidan was in Adventure Club this week. I better not come face to face with the sadistic fucker who created the Stair Master. Although that probably won't happen cuz he's probably long dead - found hanging in a closet naked with a belt around his neck. And I totally had that part in my head before this David Carradine thing happened, honest.

I don't know what kind of numbers (hits, stats) the rest of you get on your blog but mine are pretty poor. Till now...they've been up drastically the past couple of weeks and damned if I know why. They're not Dooce high but to my measly little blog it's big time. My husband asked me how I managed to get my head through the front door. And then I punched him and said Who the hell do you think you're talking to? Do you know how many hits my blog got today, bitch?!?!

We saw Angels and Demons last night and holy hell, it was awesome! I read and loved DaVinci Code and only liked the movie but I didn't read Angels and Demons but I found the movie much, much better than DaVinci Code. Plus, very rarely do I ever get duped with who's bad/who's good? aspect of movies and this one punked me.

Some of you may know about my sweet tea addiction. It's a problem. It may actually be an ingredient in my blood at this point. Since I've been trying to kill myself working out, I thought maybe I should quit drinking 6000 calories in sweet tea as well. I'm on hour 32 and it's all I can do not to break the seal on that gallon of sweet satisfaction in the fridge and stop all this nonsense.

17 comments:

Idiosynkrasia said...

I read DaVini Code and loved it. I read Angels and Deamons and couldn't even get all the way through it. Generally if I'm not feeling a book I'll force myself through it and maybe just take twice a long to read it. That one, nu uh, couldn't even finish. I'm glad to hear the movie is better.

Stop drinking sweet tea?? DEATH FIRST!

Funny in my mind said...

Congrats on the working out thing! I too love sweet tea and will drink Diet Coke instead of regular to avoid the sugar but damned if I drink sweet tea at work all the time! We really loved Night at the Museum 2 last weekend.

Why Mom Drinks Rum said...

All.The.Time.

Eff my life. I have to type it on every mortgage I do....and it's my most common mistake.

Brandy Rose said...

I have the unfortunate habit of typing is't instead of it's. And worst, me instead of my so I look like an idiot saying "So me friend comes up to me and..." Like I'm trying to type with an accent or something.

Banteringblonde said...

I am going cold turkey on the diet coke starting tomorrow ... i may go insane.

Sara Bonds said...

I liked Angels and Demons too, but not as much as the first movie.

Good luck on kicking the sweet tea. I like my tea plain. Sugar = Evil. LOL. Have you tried tea with Stevia to sweetend it instead of sugar?

Farmers Wife said...

Hey your blog is awesome. I am a new blogger and am getting a few comments and go bananas when I see one. Dreaming of blog hits? Yes sir. Dreaming of statistics? Thats me. Do I have a bloody life apart from the computer? Who knows.

Don't get me even started on exercise equipment. Bet a man invented the craze....

CynthiaK said...

My friends have often called me Cynth (instead of Cynthia) so I sometimes take to signing my name Cynth in emails. However, I often slip and hit the 'u' instead of 'y' and end up signing off in a hurry as Cunth. Not pretty.

I'm sure your stats rock 'n roll. You always make me laugh.

~Ronda~ said...

Haven't seen the movie, can't comment! However, if I had gone 32 hours without my 8000 calorie a day sweet tea addiction, I would have already killed someone, and be in the insame assylum by now!! So huge kudos for that, sissy!!

Headless Mom said...

Thanks for visiting! Yea, sweet tea could be a stumbling block.

I love your blogger bio, and you're very funny! I'll be back!

Shannon said...

Sweet tea and Coke are my vices... I just can't give 'em up.

And I've been torturing myself this past week with Jillian Michaels. Holy crap... that woman is the devil incarnate.

Aleta said...

Do you like Peach Tea? Crystal light makes it. It's sweet without having to add all that sugar.

And yes, I type teh a lot as well. Drives me up a well.

Well, now I might have to go see that movie.

Colleen said...

I can not just go to a word I mis-type, double click to highlight it, correct it, then hit end and continue with my thoughts. I have to backspace and re-type. I chose to view it as practicing my typing skills (WTF?!) instead of indulging in thoughts of my OCD because that process is just OCD itself.

Have you tried sweetening your Sweet Tea with Splenda? Does the trick for me so I can still drink LOTS of it.

Jenn~ said...

Ohhhh I found your blog ACTUALLY from Ashton Kutcher (Okay we will call it 6 degress from Ashton Kutcher, but from him none the less) so maybe others are finding you that was as well...good for you and your hits!!

adore your blog....

melanie said...

Grats on the working out! (and I would keep the tapeworm)

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