June 8, 2009

As If I Needed Another Reason To Live Out In The Country

It seems that Jackass Neighbors have a Jackass Daughter. I held out hope that she wasn't a prick like her parents but like they say - the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Not even rotten ones from diseased trees.

Lexi was out in our newly fenced in backyard this afternoon. I heard her barking like crazy so I stepped outside just in time to see Jackass Daughter carrying that little rat they call a dog into their backyard. Then it jumped out of her arms and run over to our fence and Lexi.

Note: THEIR dog ran over to OUR fence and yard.

The little shit (the dog, not JD
*although she's a little shit, too*) can damn near fit through the spaces and Lexi is barking like crazy and that damn brat starts yelling at her!

Yelling at OUR dog who is inside OUR fence while HER dog is trying to get into OUR fence.

That whole family makes my blood boil. Do you think there could be a mold growing inside their walls that makes them think they're like the First Family of the neighborhood or some shit?

Jackasses!

16 comments:

Kirsten said...

Would it be inappropriate to suggest you could have gone outside and started yelling at her for yelling at your dog?

April said...

I can't believe you haven't gone to jail yet. I would have a few times by now!

CaseyDeuce said...

Must. Comment.

I'm on the end of the comment whore list.... we can't let that happen now can we??

As for Jackass Neighbor & Fam... I don't know how you've kept your cool for so long, but seriously? I wouldn't have been able to keep my mouth shut if that girl was yelling at my dog... And I don't even have a dog!!

Christina said...

Nothing bugs me more than entitlement. ugh, you should kick her dog. no wait. don't do that. kick her. no wait. don't do that either. sorry, I'm on drugs.

Thanks for stopping by my blog! It's always fun for me to meet other bloggers who prefer to write honestly and sarcastically. I'm a fan of you too!

My surgery wasn't major - just got my tonsils yoinked (I am hoping for a complimentary loss of 15 pounds, but people started looking at me funny when I was referring to the surgery as a "diet")

Jo said...

Call animal control when the dog does it again that the Jackasses are refusing to control their animals. I'm soo sorry.

Anonymous said...

A perfect example of why morons should not be allowed to breed!

I don't think it's mold. I think they're inbred Jed, cuz fuckers!

Farmers Wife said...

I honestly don't know how you have kept your cool, relatively speaking for so long. It's a wonder you have any hair left. I'd be tearing mine out right about now....

Debra said...

NExt time you need to calmly walk up to the fence and politely tell her "Please don't feed my dog, she is on a special diet and is not allowed between meal snacks, even if "it" comes thru our fence univited".
Then maybe you can also inform her that contrary to their own belief their shit "does" in fact stink, and could she please stand downwind.

(referring to the fact that apparently they feel their shit doesn't)

Sula Lee said...

LOL, I thought I was the only one with neighbors like that! I will definately be back to read more! Great blog - saw your link on womanintheraw.

Lizz said...

Yes! I followed the cookie crumbs from Spawnocalypse to here. I read your "about me" and knew before I read any of your posts that you are automatically on my follow list. LOL!

Looking forward to your blogoliciousness. (I make words up, get used to it.)

Diane said...

haha you're the only one with a *language warning* on best posts of the week! :)

will you be my bestest friend?

Cairo Typ0 said...

Hi, visiting from BPOTW. :)

Could you build a stouter fence between teh two houses to keep not only the little yipper but its owners out?

Shawna said...

Some people are idiots. And the little girl still has a lot to learn but if her parents are idiots, well...

Shawna's Study Abroad

BPOTW said...

Makes you want to buy an island, doesn't it!

Kay said...

My neighbors just take midnight showers... that make the walls of my bedroom hum ever so slightly. Annoying.. but I think your jackass neighbors take the cake!

Gombojav Tribe said...

Do you have a valve like a pressure cooker to release when your blood boils?

Oh yeah! It's your blog! Blogging is good for blood pressure, I hear. :-)