May 14, 2009

One More For Our Team

I met another neighbor today. I'll call her Legend of Zelda.

I chose that pseudoname not based any specific resemblance of her to the actual Legend of Zelda because quite frankly, I don't even know what the Legend of Zelda really is.

Anyway she and her husband live next door to Jackass Neighbor in this big, beautiful Victorian house that we call the Bed & Breakfast house. They're your typical older couple - cute and sweet and small. They always wave and smile, unlike Jackass Neighbor even before the big showdown. We liked them before we met them but now I think Legend of Zelda might be a candidate for my new BFF.

She told me this morning that Jackass Neighbor was, and I quote, ...an asshole. He used to be normal but something happened and he's just a mean pain in the ass now. I love it when little old ladies swear!

By the way, I just googled Legend of Zelda and I know why I didn't even know what it was. I'm not positive I know what it is even now.

17 comments:

Funny in my mind said...

Yeah! 2 against 1.
He is toast now, I say.
Toast.

April said...

At least you aren't the only one that thinks he is an ass!

Christy said...

awesome you met a swearing old lady they are always funny my hubbys granny is soooooo funny!! but the reason i had to post a comment was my 5 year old son is playing the legend of zelda right now hahahaha its the old school super nintendo version and he loves it!!

Stacie's Madness said...

Good thing jackass isn't just a jackass to you!

Brandy Rose said...

I'll never forget the day my grandmother told the little punk next door to "F... Off!"

Deb a.k.a.The Invisible Blogger.... said...

Yay! Two outta three! Bet ya wish you could have bought the house on the other side of Zelda.

Idiosynkrasia said...

haha I played Legend of Zelda on the NES and long long LONG time ago.

Kritta22 said...

Here I am commenting!!

Legend of Zelda is a boy that runs around and kills things with his swords and other tools. Beats up bad guys.

I love that she swears too! I hear BFF in the works!

Jenn@ The Crazies said...

Well its nice to know you have someone else who agrees that the jackass neighbor is just that!!

Farmers Wife said...

Old ladies swearing, oh the joy!!

melanie said...

Your team?? Are you ganging up on Jackass Neighbor now? LOL! Granny and the Martian Mommy in one corner... Jackass with his orange flags in the other corner... Battle to the DEATH!!! (at least that is how Zelda would have wanted it)

Devilpup00 said...

Dude you grew up in the 80's how can you not know what Legend of Zelda is? Tell me I wasn't the only one with coked out parents playing video games all night? LOL

Anonymous said...

Nothing like confirmation!

Banteringblonde said...

hubs and the boys talk about zelda - it is their own language so I don't' even try to get it. you have such an interesting neighborhood!

Jessica said...

OMG I was just reading your posts! Our neighbors need to move together!!

Ordie O. said...

I don't get it. Why do you call her Legend of Zelda? I don't know what that is, either.

MoonNStarMommy said...

ROFLMBO ... Legend of Zelda .. a video game you play where you take the character LINK through a lot of quest type things to save the PRINCESS ZELDA...

Gotta love it more so then little old ladies swearing, is little old ladies agreeing with you...