May 14, 2009

One More For Our Team

I met another neighbor today. I'll call her Legend of Zelda.

I chose that pseudoname not based any specific resemblance of her to the actual Legend of Zelda because quite frankly, I don't even know what the Legend of Zelda really is.

Anyway she and her husband live next door to Jackass Neighbor in this big, beautiful Victorian house that we call the Bed & Breakfast house. They're your typical older couple - cute and sweet and small. They always wave and smile, unlike Jackass Neighbor even before the big showdown. We liked them before we met them but now I think Legend of Zelda might be a candidate for my new BFF.

She told me this morning that Jackass Neighbor was, and I quote, asshole. He used to be normal but something happened and he's just a mean pain in the ass now. I love it when little old ladies swear!

By the way, I just googled Legend of Zelda and I know why I didn't even know what it was. I'm not positive I know what it is even now.
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