I had been complaining that our lawn service didn't kill all the dandelions in the yard. I called them back and the blasted things finally started wilting.
Yesterday I told my husband I'm glad the dandelions are dying but now it's like they've all been replaced by these damn white puffy flowers. He looked at me like I was insane and then he told me the ugly truth.
Later when Aidan was asking me what animal made some crazy noise he was making I made my guess and the Mr said Oh, ok, Dandelion expert...
He hasn't been seen since.
UPDATE: That man I married just read this post and the first 3 comments. I'm totally doing quote-y fingers here. He said Oh my God, you're all stupid!