Jackass Neighbor should be expecting a package from PoopSenders.com. That infantile, homo-repressed mama's boy next door just dumped a bunch of dog shit in our front lawn. Again, not our dog's poop. Well, some had potential to be hers but some of it was definitely not.
So yeah, we just spent three thousand dollars on a fence on top of an obscene amount on work on the inside of the house and I'm really thinking we back out on the agreement to buy this house. I'm done.