Jackass Neighbor should be expecting a package from PoopSenders.com. That infantile, homo-repressed mama's boy next door just dumped a bunch of dog shit in our front lawn. Again, not our dog's poop. Well, some had potential to be hers but some of it was definitely not.
So yeah, we just spent three thousand dollars on a fence on top of an obscene amount on work on the inside of the house and I'm really thinking we back out on the agreement to buy this house. I'm done.
33 comments:
I have big girl panties!
How come I've never been here before? You're just my style!
Foul language? Sense of Humor? Bitching?
Same page.
My post today is pretty tame but I once wrote a haiku for my ex, thank god, crappy neighbors. It's titled, "An Ode To Shitty Neighbors"
http://tattooedminivanmom.blogspot.com/2008/11/ode-to-shtty-neighbors.html
Thats really ridiculous, doesn't that break some law or something? Tresspassing or something?? Usually I'd insert something witty here, but I cant, I just cant. Its too ridiculous. Move to NY and be my neighbor, I'll house hunt for you up here!!
Idiot neighbor! I feel your pain. I love my place, but am seriously considering putting it on the market. Dumbass people across the street have so much trash and crap in their yard, it makes me feel like I'm living in White Trash Central. I'm sorry that you have to put up with that shit (no pun intended).
These people are idiots. You should send a gay magazine subscription to their home and/or business. Maybe it will come with a free vibrator that they can shove up their ass!
Neighbors are the worst! We have some idiots across the street that I hate. I keep wondering when natural causes will take them away.
You can't move! This is my soap opera ... I'm always looking for an update. I would set up a camera and catch them doing it and then get them ticketed and fined!
I was gonna say the same thing as Woman in the Midst said. Sign your neighbors up to every magazine, catalog, real estate agent, gay, swingers, etc postal mailer you can find.
that guy is a total ass! And needs to get a life.
I think an exploding poop bomb delivered to their door is in order. What a jerk!
Oh.My.Fucking.God.
Are you kidding me!?!??!
GRRRRRRRRRR
I'm so pissed on your behalf I don't even know what to say.
I would be pissed too! Poopsenders.com LOL, that is AWESOME! I really don't know what I would do if I were in your place, probably would've already been arrested for assault or something.
Can I say fuck on your blog? Thanks. What a fucking idiot he is, childish at best. Does he work?? Or just live to give everyone the shits. Literally?
What a way to say welcome. It's hard to believe that someone would go to that extent. I would be pissed too.
Even WITH the fence, this jackass still claims that ALL the dog poop belongs to you?!?
throwing down the gloves...
THIS MEANS WAR!!!!
(I mean that figuratively)
Have you thought about putting his name on multiple mailing lists for magazines pertaining to bestiality? I bet the mailman would really get a kick out of delivering JN's monthly subscription to Canine Love!
I have bad neighbors on both sides and it really does make my life a living hell. Last night, by neighbors had people over. Their front door faces our bedroom window. We can hear everything, they partied all night. At 6 this morning two of the guys got into a fight and thankfully, finally took off. My daughter was up at 6:30, did I get any sleep...hell no! So..definitely think twice about buying a house with neighbors you don't like. I hope ours move!
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ROFL you crack me up!
No way. That is just mental. Any chance the 3000 dollar fence will make things any better?
I hate your JN and I don't even know them. I would do the flaming dog poo in a bag trick. Assholes!
What jerks. Need me to come go all mafia on them. I may be small but i am italian dammit....I have connections :)
.. hmm.. just punch him in his face.. lol.. maybe?
Well that just stinks:(
OMG, that is insane. I have no idea what I'd do... well probably the same as you!
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~Tabitha~
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Give me their name and address. I'm serious. I know how to make them wish they were dead. I've researched this. C'mon. Just email it to me.
I am so stealing this link.
Best. Idea. Ever.
Are you serious??? I cannot believe neighbors like that!! I think they are in for the fight of their lives now!
omg, this guy is PUSHING THE LIMITS.
I would fuckin loose it over that one! Would probably have the cops called on me!
Love it! I have a whole list of people that can be expected a little package with my best regards!
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