May 21, 2009

Facebook Is Psychic

If there is any random thing you'd like to know about yourself, Facebook has an app that can tell you. For instance...

Have you ever wondered who you might have been in a past life? It seems that I was a physician. *eyeroll* Why the hell wasn't I one in this life? It would have made for a somewhat higher paying salary than parole officer .

If I were a shoe I would be a Christian Louboutins because I am sexy and slinky with an edge. There is an aire of mystery about you as you prowl. People around reconize you immediately, but don't much about you, and that's the way you like it; to keep them guessing! Oh give me a break! I was thinking more along the lines of a flip flop.

My personal deadly sin is Anger. I'm sorry but anybody who's stood behind me in line at the post office could have told you that!

My personality type is Melancholy. It claims that I am a quiet sort of person who is sometimes very moody. You tend to be very perfectionistic which will cause you to always get things done right but will also stress you out. You sometimes have a hard time getting to know or getting along with people but are very faithful, sweet, and kind once others get to know you. I prefer to think of it as "not overly bubbly", melancholy just sounds so...melancholy.

My political affiliation is the Green Party. Well, better that than Republican. I don't think my Grandma's heart could take it. But have you seen the Green Party candidates? I mean, damn, would it kill 'em to at least dress like they want to actually win an election?

And according to Facebook, I should be a Quaker. A Quaker! Are you freakin' kidding me? Good God!

My True Age is 33. Go screw!

The True Color of My Heart is Pink, I am Jessie Spano from Saved By The Bell, I should marry Joe from New Kids On The Block, and my Evil Style is Fidel Castro.

Yeah, I don't know why my laundry stays in the dryer for 3 days minimum.
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