May 29, 2009

Blog Fart Friday


Blog Farts – noun. Def: Crappy ideas that are too short to make a real blog post, but when combined, join forces to make one unified, albeit half assed, post. see also: memes, surveys.

We may or may not have flung two dead birds from our yard into Jackass Neighbor's landscaping. And I may or may not snicker every time I think about it.

We spent Memorial Day evening at a BBQ with a family in our new neighborhood. It went well, we had a great time, and we walked home hoping we'd made some friends. Then we got home and as I undressed Aidan for his bath I realized in horror that he didn't have his underwear on anymore. He proceeded to explain that he left them at their house when he went downstairs to go poop. And there lies our hopes of them being our BFF's - wadded up on their bathroom floor.

I'm not sure what the hell I was thinking but I've signed Aidan up for Adventure Club Mon thru Thurs mornings and swim lessons Mon thru Thurs evenings at the YMCA for June and July. I'm betting that I have to wake them up several times within the next two months knowing that all the time when we've had nothing planned they wake up at the butt crack of dawn.

Translate this little diddy from Aidan if you can - Gimme that que-monica!

Also via Aidan, If someone tries to give me a shot, I'm just gonna frick out.

It's quite possible that I might have met a couple gals that I could say 'fuck' in front of. It's not a sure thing so I'll hold off a while longer.

Aidan freaks. the. fuck. out. if someone cleans up his playroom, bedroom, his side of the backseat, place at the table, etc... so I've convinced him that there is a gnome, troll, fairy, or some other mythical creature who cleans. It's positively brilliant if I do say so myself.

10 comments:

The Red Headed Mama said...

Oh dear lord, thanks you. I thought I had the only freak of nature that actually gets mad when someone cleans for them. *sigh*

We've had many fights over "WHO.MOVED.MY.TOY" Oy.

and LOL at the underwear, I laugh b/c this is totally something that would happen around here.

Deb said...

FuckFuckFuck!!

Farmers Wife said...

If you can say Fuck in front of a friend, you know you have made it...

Michelle said...

I don't think you have ruined your chances of new BFF's. Do they have kids? If so the underwear on the bathroom floor won't scare them so much.

Que-monia=harmonica???

Have a great weekend!

MoonNStarMommy said...

OMGosh ... maybe they'll find the wadded up underware endearing? One can HOPE right? You were thinking "oh they'd have fun doing that!" ... and then came to your senses too late that YOU wouldn't? LOL... Aiden is going to have a theme song someday, not sure what it will be... but it will be! :) oh say "fuck" ... seriously - be yourself. We all love ya, who wouldn't?

Banteringblonde said...

Hey, sent that gnome troll fairy thing over to myhouse!

Shannon said...

I haven't done a BFF post in awhile... I kinda miss it. I'll have to get one together for this week.

And I see you have jackass neighbors, too! Wait... we don't live in the same neighborhood, do we?! ;)

melanie said...

Dead birds, huh? Even I had to snicker about that one...

Aidan. is. a. HOOT! If I didn't know any better, I would swear he was one of my own neurotic children. We've lost a couple pair of underwear along the way... Apparently, it's part of childhood...

::shrugging::

Kristin said...

wow! jackass neighbors!

Brightfish said...

I'm playing catch-up today, hence commenting just now...

I can totally relate to moving and having to figure out who I can say what in front of--the different layers of all the new circles of friends. I'm so relieved to always find out which people are the new drinking buddies, too!