May 9, 2009

Be Good To Mama

So many of you write sticky sweet, heartfelt posts for Mother's Day that I thought I should do the same. My style.

I think 4 things should happen for every mother on Mother's Day weekend.
Saturday night
  • kids go to bed early
  • get laid
Sunday morning
  • sleep in (real sleeping in, no 9am bullshit)
  • breakfast in bed
Except of course for my mother, because wishing sex for her would just be weird.


Happy Mother's Day!

19 comments:

Farmers Wifey said...

Happy Mothers Day to you! I got 3 out of 4 off your list, maybe I'll get the other tonight...

Geekabella said...

Happy Mother's day! hmm let's see so far I got 2 out of 4, plan on taking a long nap this afternoon to make up for #3 since the kids got up at the butt crack of dawn today -.-

But I have to admit that even with that I love those little bastards lol

Hope you have a wonderful day!

Anonymous said...

I only got one, but it well made up for the lack of the other three. Ahem.

Unknown said...

yeah, that DOES sound perfect, hope you get everything you wish for. :)

~aj~ said...

I only got 1 out of 4....but I'm certainly not complaining. ;)

MoonNStarMommy said...

LOLOL!!! Thanks!!! I wish the same for you (because we all know that THAT is the only things we really want!) ... however I have to say, #1: sorta happened, #2 didn't happen by a long shot, #3 didn't happen I was up before 8 HOWEVER in his defense, he WAS up with the kids and fully wanting me to sleep in, I just couldn't, never can .. and #4 didn't happen either BUT he made me breakfast and served it at my desk while I wrote the blog for my mom :)

Where did you find the comment whore thing, I love it! LOL (meaning - do you keep track of that and do it or did you find a gadget that does it?)

Peggy said...

Happy Mother's Day Sissy! Hope you get everything you want!! ;)

Niki said...

Well, I did get to sleep in yesterday and today. Even laid in my bed for a good while before getting up. Unfortunately, AF is here and DH is out-of-state on business. :-(

CaseyDeuce said...

You rock!! Happy Mama's Day!!

Brenda Susan said...

Ha! Good one! My Mom day post is not sticky sweet, I think you'd like it. Of course I did not go as FAR as you would have with the humor, feel free to take it farther if you are so inclined! Ha!

Jen said...

now that would be a good mother's day!!!!

~Ronda~ said...

Kudos to me, I'm at the top of the list for comment whore!! Yee Haw! I won, I won! Well, you know that I didn't get any of those...well, ok, I had a date, but so not worth going THERE, but Tay was at Mom's, so I got to sleep in!! It's so sad that the little things in life excite me these days!!

~Ronda~ said...

Oh duh!! Hope you got all your wishes granted and had a fab day! You deserve it!!

April said...

Hope you got your wish!

Brenda Susan said...

Hi Sissy, I am getting your comments fine. Thanks for the comments, my heart jumps when I see more than 2 a day! Ha! I don't put my email out there cause I figure this is a good enough way to communicate ya know?
I love your blog, crackes me up every time! Got that fence up yet?

Ariel said...

#1 - they at least went to bed before me...but that's probably only because I was up till midnight cooking.

#2 - Yeah - no. Something about being too tired to wash the smell of bacon, onions and hard boiled eggs off yourself is an automatic NO to sexy time.

#3 - I slept until 9:30 - but that was as late as I wanted to sleep.

#4 - Until I figure out how to make breakfast from bed - this aint happening.

Jenni said...

I hope you were 4/4!!!

Terri said...

LOL My kind of Mother's Day.

Housewife Savant said...

What if I added another lay on Sunday morn?
Would that be dirty?
Yea, it'd probably be dirty so I won't mention.