Be Good To Mama

So many of you write sticky sweet, heartfelt posts for Mother's Day that I thought I should do the same. My style.

I think 4 things should happen for every mother on Mother's Day weekend.

Saturday night

• kids go to bed early
• get laid

Sunday morning

• sleep in (real sleeping in, no 9am bullshit)
• breakfast in bed

Except of course for my mother, because wishing sex for her would just be weird.

Happy Mother's Day!