May 9, 2009

Be Good To Mama

So many of you write sticky sweet, heartfelt posts for Mother's Day that I thought I should do the same. My style.

I think 4 things should happen for every mother on Mother's Day weekend.
Saturday night
  • kids go to bed early
  • get laid
Sunday morning
  • sleep in (real sleeping in, no 9am bullshit)
  • breakfast in bed
Except of course for my mother, because wishing sex for her would just be weird.


Happy Mother's Day!

19 comments:

Farmers Wife said...

Happy Mothers Day to you! I got 3 out of 4 off your list, maybe I'll get the other tonight...

Geekmom said...

Happy Mother's day! hmm let's see so far I got 2 out of 4, plan on taking a long nap this afternoon to make up for #3 since the kids got up at the butt crack of dawn today -.-

But I have to admit that even with that I love those little bastards lol

Hope you have a wonderful day!

Anonymous said...

I only got one, but it well made up for the lack of the other three. Ahem.

Stacie's Madness said...

yeah, that DOES sound perfect, hope you get everything you wish for. :)

~aj~ said...

I only got 1 out of 4....but I'm certainly not complaining. ;)

MoonNStarMommy said...

LOLOL!!! Thanks!!! I wish the same for you (because we all know that THAT is the only things we really want!) ... however I have to say, #1: sorta happened, #2 didn't happen by a long shot, #3 didn't happen I was up before 8 HOWEVER in his defense, he WAS up with the kids and fully wanting me to sleep in, I just couldn't, never can .. and #4 didn't happen either BUT he made me breakfast and served it at my desk while I wrote the blog for my mom :)

Where did you find the comment whore thing, I love it! LOL (meaning - do you keep track of that and do it or did you find a gadget that does it?)

Peggy said...

Happy Mother's Day Sissy! Hope you get everything you want!! ;)

Nocturnal Queen said...

Well, I did get to sleep in yesterday and today. Even laid in my bed for a good while before getting up. Unfortunately, AF is here and DH is out-of-state on business. :-(

CaseyDeuce said...

You rock!! Happy Mama's Day!!

Brenda Susan said...

Ha! Good one! My Mom day post is not sticky sweet, I think you'd like it. Of course I did not go as FAR as you would have with the humor, feel free to take it farther if you are so inclined! Ha!

Jen said...

now that would be a good mother's day!!!!

~Ronda~ said...

Kudos to me, I'm at the top of the list for comment whore!! Yee Haw! I won, I won! Well, you know that I didn't get any of those...well, ok, I had a date, but so not worth going THERE, but Tay was at Mom's, so I got to sleep in!! It's so sad that the little things in life excite me these days!!

~Ronda~ said...

Oh duh!! Hope you got all your wishes granted and had a fab day! You deserve it!!

April said...

Hope you got your wish!

Brenda Susan said...

Hi Sissy, I am getting your comments fine. Thanks for the comments, my heart jumps when I see more than 2 a day! Ha! I don't put my email out there cause I figure this is a good enough way to communicate ya know?
I love your blog, crackes me up every time! Got that fence up yet?

Idiosynkrasia said...

#1 - they at least went to bed before me...but that's probably only because I was up till midnight cooking.

#2 - Yeah - no. Something about being too tired to wash the smell of bacon, onions and hard boiled eggs off yourself is an automatic NO to sexy time.

#3 - I slept until 9:30 - but that was as late as I wanted to sleep.

#4 - Until I figure out how to make breakfast from bed - this aint happening.

Jenni Jiggety said...

I hope you were 4/4!!!

Terri said...

LOL My kind of Mother's Day.

Housewife Savant said...

What if I added another lay on Sunday morn?
Would that be dirty?
Yea, it'd probably be dirty so I won't mention.