April 21, 2009

This Is Why The French Hate Us

No doubt you've heard about this big dick waving popularity contest between Ashton Kutcher and CNN on Twitter. Something about who can get to a million followers first. And I guess Ashton stayed up late so he could wave the big dick flag online when he won. He won and he waved the flag. So let me get this straight, Dooce has more followers than Jesus and now Ashton Kutcher has more followers than CNN? There's something wrong with us, isn't there?

All that said, I'm on Twitter and I follower Ashton Kutcher and not CNN.

8 comments:

CaseyDeuce said...

Shhh... I follow Ashton and not CNN too!

thoughts and ramblings said...

Ashton, huh? I wonder what he even has to say?

Stacie's Madness said...

roflmao...so can we see the big dick flying?

DiPaola Momma said...

I had suspected all along that the French's issue with us was nothing more than penis envy. Though I must say that the Frog currently steaming up my neth...um the dance floor, on dancing with the )once upon a) stars, doesn't have THAT issue. At least not judging by his bul..um roll, as Dante in the otherwise disapointing Sex in The City movie. If it weren't for his, um was it 2 words, in it the film would have a total loss. Even for us die hard Sex (in the City) fans. A bird on your head? Really? Oh Carrie not even you can pull that one off!

Peggy said...

Me too...I think we should start an unfollow Ashton campaign just to mess with him...nahh...he's cute and he married an *ahem* older woman so I loves me some Ashton!

Idiosynkrasia said...

I'm on twitter too but I follow CNN, not Ashton. However, I had no idea bout the "waving my dick in the wind" camp going on. Guess I haven't logged on in a while.

Jenn@ The Crazies said...

Shhh... I follow Ashton too!!

Funny in my mind said...

I don't follow either of them. I do follow you.