No doubt you've heard about this big
dick waving popularity contest between Ashton Kutcher and CNN on Twitter. Something about who can get to a million followers first. And I guess Ashton stayed up late so he could wave the big dick flag online when he won. He won and he waved the flag. So let me get this straight, Dooce has more followers than Jesus and now Ashton Kutcher has more followers than CNN? There's something wrong with us, isn't there?
All that said, I'm on Twitter and I follower Ashton Kutcher and not CNN.