April 18, 2009

Information I've Gained Thru StatCounter

I've done the "crazy internet searches" posts before but I'd like to exploit StatCounter in a different way. Aside from being able to see how sick, twisted perverts stumble upon your blog, you can also see where they are from and in some cases the name of the intranet and/or internet provider the reader is surfing from. It cracks me up to think of someone at some of these places reading some of the crap on my blog. Like...

-University Of California, Office Of The President - ooo la la, a big wig reading, hu?
-Cadence Chemical - no bomb recipes here and also I think you should give the chemicals your full attention, ok?
-Danger.com - you've come to the right place
-FreeMinds Child Welfare - oh shit!

I think the Chinese might be obsessed with Twitter b/c about 16 different searches for versions of "what the hell is twitter" came from cities in China.

I also now know that some sick bastard downloaded one of my pics to his computer.


55.5% of people who come to my blog stay 5 seconds or less. Really? You can tell that my blog sucks in 5 seconds? Asshole

Someone from the Russian Federation visits my blog several times a week.

Nobody from Montana or Rhode Island has ever visited my blog.

This is my most popular page in the last 6 months.

Tuesdays and Wednesdays are the days I get the most hits. On Fridays, I might as well not even exist

17 comments:

Beth at I Should Be Folding Laundry said...

You're hysterical. And you're right, whoever downloaded that picture IS a sick bastard.

Sarah said...

That would freak me out way to much to think some perv is downloading my child's picture.

thoughts and ramblings said...

This post cracks me up. Since I'm new to the blog-o-sphere...I should get some training from you on how to read my stats. :)

I love your blog...if that makes any difference. hhahaha. :)

CynthiaK said...

I definitely think you should go into statistics/analytics. You've clearly got the right attitude for it: unbiased, only looking at the facts, and no superfluous commentary about your findings.

And what fun would it be to look at stats if you couldn't make comments on it?!

You'd better take a trip to Rhode Island so you can boost your hits! :)

*THE Disneyland Mom* said...

This totally cracks me up. I have another tracker on my site that just shows the city and country people are from who land on my blog. I was just wondering why some one from Saudi Arabia would care about what I have to say. I downloaded the tracker your using! I had a woman steal the picture on the homepage of my website (not blog) and use it as her profile picture on cafemom. Some people are so ridiculous.

Miss Blondie said...

You crack me up! I love how you call people out!! I actually just got statcounter, i had other ones but I'm curious as to what crazies are looking at on my blog.

Funny in my mind said...

Dear Sick Bastard,
There is a special place in hell for child pornographers, they are saving you just that place. Rot in Hell.

Jenni Jiggety said...

I love your blog every day INCLUDING Fridays. And I am not from the Russian Federation. I am close to Rhode Island.

Idiosynkrasia said...

I have a regular reader in Malaysia...I don't know who it is as they don't follow but they visit my blog like once a day. Not sure why I told you that. Oh - and I'll sleep better tonight if I tell myself the person who downloaded that picture is a family member. Surely.

Mrs Zeee said...

Nice going. I am going to check out statcounter since the stat reader I use is not specific enough...then again, is ignorance bliss?

Michelle said...

Interesting! I have to go check it out of course.

*THE Disneyland Mom* said...

I'm now loving stat counter. Oh, and the reader in Saudi Arabia clicks on my blog looking for porn (according to his search). Nice. Very nice. I thought they weren't allowed to look at porn in that country. Hmmm...

Stacie's Madness said...

i love these kinds of posts...and yeah the download...WHAT A CREEP~

Stacie's Madness said...

oh and btw...

I am Cadence Chemical...shhhh...I read from work. :D

melanie said...

omg... I'm the one that downloaded the picture and I have it blown up, lifesize in my bathroom right over the toilet...

NOT!

That's just plain weird...

And I was going to stop by earlier... but it was Friday and I couldn't find your blog...

Sergey said...

You right!

Sergey said...

Sorry, it was not a complite comment before. I just want to say you right. We have millions sik bastards here in Russia. I think ours country is real haven for them.