March 8, 2009

Oh Em Gee...

This is a little tribute post to my husband. I'm gonna kinda razz him because #1. He doesn't get enough blog-time since he started to preface every conversation with "this stays out of the blog", and #2. I miss him. He was supposed to be able to come home this weekend but it didn't work out. I have sort of an unnatural attachment to that man so being separated so much makes me kinda pissy.

Contrary to popular belief, my husband is quite the foul mouth, smart-ass. Everyone thinks he's so quiet and polite and just so fucking perfect - I'm talking to YOU, Mother. Well, he can string together some four letter words to rival my colorful vocabulary as proven by this post. And just sit back and watch him try to assemble a Rhino at midnight the night before Aidan's birthday. Yeah, and MY temper's legendary. Whatev.

He's not all bad though. He's mastered the art of smart-assyness (shut it. my blog, my words) and that holds a dear place in my heart. Like when he mocks my pending vegetarianism and tells me I better have cancer over being pregnant again. Or the time I was complaining that my friend, Lenka, was going to be away on vacation for 6 weeks and he instantly puts his hand up to his mouth and says, "Oh Em Gee, what are you gonna do without your Bee Ef Ef for 6 weeks?" And then I asked him, "Oh Em Gee, where am I gonna hide your body?"

9 comments:

Jenn@mylifewiththecrazies said...

Yep... our Hubbys would get along just fine LOL

Diane said...

sounds like you guys have a great, playful relationship! sorry you're missin' him! :(

Jenni Jiggety said...

I hope he can get home soon!

Robin said...

Me thinks Sexy Beast needs to start his own blog.
El Oh El.
:)

Sara Bonds said...

Haha. Cute post. I have an unnatural attachment to Scott to. In a big bad way. Lucky for me, he only goes out of town for work once or twice a year. I hope your "sexy beast" comes home soon.

Sarah said...

I hear lime covers the smell and I've gotten pretty good with a shovel. This is out loud? Well, crap! Now I've got the spies on you too!

Stacie said...

ROFLMAO

hope you get to see him soon. :)

Brandy Rose said...

"...where am I gonna bury your body?" Aw, thats love right there.

Life in Beverly Hills said...

I can see why you are attached. He sounds hilarious. I have a similar story but it involves a kitchen on Christmas Eve - at about 2am.

You guys must have loads of fun.