March 6, 2009

I'm About To Kill This Little Bitch

If you have normal kids, you won't understand this. It's a 911 tape of a mother losing. her. shit. because her 15 year old son has pissed her off so bad. I'm warning you - it is foul. I dare you to try to count the F bombs. She says some awful stuff about her kid and makes some serious physical threats to him. If you are the least bit faint of heart, just don't listen because you WILL be offended. I'm not advocating behaving like this but holy hell, I can understand her desperation. I laughed until I cried because well, it's funny. I don't wanna hear any bitching about how awful it is (yes, it's awful) and shame on me for laughing (yes, shame on me) and what kind of person are you (the kind who voted for Obama) because I warned you. And this is my blog and I'll post what I want to so STFU.

16 comments:

Robin said...

oh my god, this is mother-effing priceless! :)

Krissi said...

"Mam can you put the hammer down" LMAO!!

Funny in my mind said...

Hey, that could be me. Every single day. Except I haven't yet threatened with a hammer and I haven't called 911. Why involve the cops....ha ha
Really though, I feel like that a lot!!!!!
Good luck Monica!

April said...

Ummm, at least she called the cops first. I laughed when the lady said "Do you have a hammer with you?." Did she not believe her or something? Shame on me too I guess.

And you are so right. It's your blog, post what you want. If someone doesn't like what you post, there is a little red x at the top that will help them out.

Scandalous Housewife said...

You have uncovered a gold mine for parenting self help books-on-tape. I can't wait til my 15 year old son gets home today and the first of his bullshit starts and I'm going to get right in his face and say, "Don't make me get all Monica Wilson on your mutha fuckin' ass or I'm gonna cork u in your mutha fuckin' head you little bitch"!

Miss Blondie said...

Let me wipe the tears from my face from laughing so f**king hard!!! That little bitch probably deserved it! HAHA!!

That was the funniest f**king thing EVER!! "No I ain't putting this motherf**king hammer down." Excuse me, i need to go watch it again!! LOL!!

Miss Blondie said...

AAAHHHAHHAHAH!! She says its gonna be OJ Simpson in this house!!!

Stacie said...

I counted 16 times, just in case you were wondering.

great m-f call/post

Carebear said...

LOL! Is this what we have to look forward too?! God help us. Cracked up at the I brought him into the muthaf-ing world, I bout to take this little muthaf-er out! Bet she felt bad later.

Ordie O. said...

I detect a bit of self-censoring in terms of repeated warnings about how bad the recording was going to be (course, I would see it that way since I loved it). I hope you're not going to let the chicken shit white supremisist morons who hassled you over your Obama post cause you to second guess yourself. Just keep it coming, Sis, and let people who don't like it read someone else's blog, I say.

Ordie O. said...

(By the way, I rock! I logged in on the first try that time! Yeehaw!)

*THE Disneyland Mom* said...

On a serious note...I feel really sorry for this mom. She is at the end of her rope. We've all had days when we wanted to pull our hair out and our kids' hair out. It sounds like she's been trying to keep her son straight (volunteering, keeping after him) and she just lost it. It's funny, yet at the same time my heart totally goes out to her. I had a rough afternoon and evening with my kids, plus I'm PMSing, so maybe it's my emotions typing, but I actually got a tear in my eye for her!

Posey said...

Loved it! From now on, I'm going to threaten my son and husband with going "Monica Wilson" on their asses.

Kirby said...

Oh that was GREAT! I needed that this a.m., I'm still laughin my ass off...I wonder if it'll get to that point with me one day...Ummm yea probably so...

Bill and Lorie Shewbridge said...

So funny.... Ma'am, put the hammer down .... I just thought, poor kid, "It's hammer-time". I am a bad person too, I snorted coffee out my nose -- that hurts ya know!!

Keep em comin.......

Melissa said...

ohmygod. tears just came out. soo wrong. please don't air MY taped 911 call when MY daughter turns 15.