February 19, 2009

On Bended Knee

*on my knees, hands folded, head bowed*

Dear God, 


Tomorrow I am going to be driving to Nebraska with the boys. Please, please, pretty please don't let Aidan throw up or let Asher poop up his back. Please make them sleep. Alot. Please don't let Asher squeal like a little girl piglet the whole way. Please don't let Aidan cackle all the way there. Make the drive as painless as possible. And when we get there can you please, please, pretty please not let Aidan break anything that is gonna cost us more than $20. If he does do more costly damage, please let them take Aidan as payment. Then help them because they're gonna need it.

14 comments:

Geekmom said...

Amen! lol good luck on the journey :)

Stacie said...

ooooohhhh...good luck!

Funny in my mind said...

Do you have a dvd in the car? Borrow one if not. Handheld video games got us all the way to DC. I have had to pull over a few times on trips for interstate abuse, I mean discipline.
Have fun and best of luck.

CynthiaK said...

Good luck!!

Idiosynkrasia said...

don't forget the sedatives. bring extras so you have enough to knock Matt out and leave the kids with him when the trips over. Have fun!

Kate Coveny Hood said...

Do you have a portable DVD player that you can put in the car? This is a life or death question when it comes to road trips with kids...

Good luck!

Jenni Jiggety said...

Amen, Sissy! From your keyboard to God's Google Reader...

Sarah said...

Amen and pass the dramamine and benadryl!

Michelle said...

Good luck!

Sara Bonds said...

You poor thing. Good luck and have a safe drive. I agree with Sarah, get the Benadryl.

Kritta22 said...

Drug them! Seriously. If you need safe doses, email me.

Karol said...

DVD player, toys, ANYTHING! We drove 16 hours to North Carolina with the two spawns. We didn't really have to beat ('discipline') anyone. Goodluck, and I pray you make it in one piece!

Brandy Rose said...

Good luck hehe.

Anonymous said...

Amen and good luck.