February 27, 2009
Tastes Like Chicken
February 24, 2009
Maybe Not A Good Strategy But A Strategy None-the-less
February 23, 2009
My Numbers Are Buggin'
February 22, 2009
Plans Ala Aidan
Mama, you aren't listening to me. I'm trying to tell you how long we're staying here! It's a stoplight, turn around and look at me!
Excuse me? Who do you think you're talking to like that?
You! Now look, we are staying this day, this day, this day, this day and we're leaving this day. *touching each of his fingers in a very authorative fashion* Right here! We're leaving on my thumb. You got that, Mama?
February 20, 2009
By The Skin Of His Toes
February 19, 2009
On Bended Knee
Tomorrow I am going to be driving to Nebraska with the boys. Please, please, pretty please don't let Aidan throw up or let Asher poop up his back. Please make them sleep. Alot. Please don't let Asher squeal like a little girl piglet the whole way. Please don't let Aidan cackle all the way there. Make the drive as painless as possible. And when we get there can you please, please, pretty please not let Aidan break anything that is gonna cost us more than $20. If he does do more costly damage, please let them take Aidan as payment. Then help them because they're gonna need it.
February 17, 2009
February 16, 2009
Fill In The Blank
Aidan - What bad word did you not want me to hear on the song?
Me - None of your business.
Aidan - Was it that bitch word?
February 14, 2009
Knocked Up or Cancer
February 13, 2009
Baby Scares The Hell Outta Me
February 11, 2009
Margaret The Terrible
A Chat Between Family
12:56amKid Sister
why are you still up? don't know have kids to take care of in the morning?
12:57amSissy
messing with Aidan - he can't watch cartoons so he won't sleep which makes me his bitch
12:58amKid Sister
lol power out?
12:58amSissyare you serious? we're chatting on the computer over the internet!
12:59amKid Sister
no, you wouldn't be on the computer, hu?
1:01amMom
I wish you could see this chat I'm having with KS right now
1:01amSissy
why? she and I are chatting, too. she asked me if my power was out. on a computer chat!
1:01amMom
She wrote, about 10 minutes ago "Don't make fun I know you were jealous". And now no matter what she says it just says, "Don't make fun I know you were jealous" about a million times. It's hysterical, I'm afraid I'm gonna wake Opa up laughing. that's funny about the power
1:03amSissy
She's always good for blog fodder!
1:03amMom
She's so damn silly. Honestly, I have tears in my eyes from you two
1:04amSissy
I just pasted "Don't make fun I know you were jealous" and sent it to her about 6 times!
1:04amMom
That's a riot! Now she'll know how I felt when she kept saying, "Vomit. Vomick"
1:05amSissy
ok, now I'm crying
1:05amMom
This is why I can't work. I'm too busy up all night on this thing!
1:03amSissy
Don't make fun I know you were jealous1:04amSissy
Don't make fun I know you were jealous1:04mSissy
Don't make fun I know you were jealous1:05amSissy
Don't make fun I know you were jealous1:05amSissy
Don't make fun I know you were jealous1:05amSissy
Don't make fun I know you were jealous1:06amSissy
Don't make fun I know you were jealous
1:08amKid Sister
what?
1:09amSissy
having chat issues?1:09amKid Sister
lol yeah. peice of crap
1:10amSissy
sure, blame it on the software. I'm so blogging about this shit!
February 10, 2009
Let Me Wipe Your Nose
February 9, 2009
Let's Clear Something Up
February 8, 2009
Dear Sir
February 7, 2009
Mama's On The Rise
February 6, 2009
Proof That Pharmaceuticals Are Awesome
"Is this real life?"
"Why is this happening to me!?!?"
"Is this gonna be forever!?!?"
February 5, 2009
Close Call
I've been told by police officers that they decide before they ever pull out whether or not the driver is getting a ticket. So I knew when he followed me and made not one, but two turns with me without turning on the blue lights that he was having a hearty laugh at the only idiot on the road actually going 25mph.
February 3, 2009
I Bow Down To The Funny
In response to Step Away From The TV
Jenners said... Instead of thinking "I am a bad parent" think "My kids have good observation skills and can differentiate between unskilled infomercial actresses."
In response to The Calm Before The Storm
Katherine said... ah, it's been so long since i've heard the ole "zero dark thirty in the mornin!" and leave those lazy kids in the car while you sneak in some nachos! I'm just sayin
In response to I Better Not Catch Mother Nature In A Dark Alley
Kritta22 said... Sorry, Mama, it sucks to be you!I agree, Honey, that's why I'm dropping you off at the homeless shelter right across the street. I hope they have a blanket for you. I'll watch you from my warm hotel room right up there. Have fun!
In response to I Never Would Have Guessed
Alicia @ Oh2122 said... Keep her away from the pool. It's wet, you know.
In response to In The Red
Red Headed Mama said... Keep the game, buy a Wii, Sell the kid on ebay
February 2, 2009
Bad Mama
Me And My Big Mouth
February 1, 2009
Step Away From The TV
