January 18, 2009

You Are What You Search For

Oh how I love the Keyword Analysis function on StatCounter. Well, we have a love/hate relationship. On one hand, if you have come to my blog by way of searching for any of these terms

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then you are a skank pedophile and may you get what you deserve in prison, pervert.

If you have landed here by a search of these terms

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I'm on the fence about you. For now you can keep reading my blog but don't push it.

If you are here because you are searching these terms

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then we should talk. I think we could be friends. Possibly long lost sisters. Call me!

If you searched for these things to get here

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then you are in the wrong place. You are looking for the blog by Mrs Perfect about her 2 Perfect Kids and all of the intellectual stimulating activities they do each day. I am not Mrs Perfect, I'm more a Mrs Barely Surviving and this blog is all about my 2 Absolutely Unperfect Kids and all the ways I make it through the day without hurting anyone. Much.

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