January 12, 2009

I Can't Stop Crying

I swear on everything that is holy, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard. You have to turn your sound on to really get it. If you don't get tears in your eyes from laughing then you can't read my blog anymore because there's something wrong with you.

20 comments:

Stacie said...

I don't have tears in my eyes, but I just blew snot out of my nose laughing, does that count?

Anonymous said...

That is the funniest (and saddiest) thing I've heard all day.

Is this the result of way too much texting?

I wish I had keep some of my old break up letters so I could read them aloud (somehow I got dumped in writing more than once... not sure what that says about me).

Sarah said...

DDDDDDDDDDDDD!

I...can't...breathe!

Toni said...

OMG I almost pissed my pants I had to listen to it twice and laughed harder the second time.

Idiosynkrasia said...

yep - that's some funny stuff. the DDDDDDD is about where i lost it.

oh yeah - my work computer is a stupid p.o.s so if you check google analytics and see that i was here half a dozen times today using two different browsers it's cause i HAD to see the funny. and i'm stalking you.

Kritta22 said...

LOL DDDDDDD!! LOL oh my word!!

Brandy Rose said...

Lmao!

Krissi said...

DDDDDD.... I'd rather date a spider! Funny shit! Where do you come up with this crap? Really?

Geekmom said...

lol thanks for the laugh today! I needed it.

Well bi

Ordie O. said...

I totally don't get it. I didn't even crack a smile until the part where he was pronouncing all the "d"s at the end of a word. Is that bad?
Can I still read the blog? Please?

Anonymous said...

Ordie O. - no, you're out!

Brenda Susan said...

I know I can ddddddefintely keep reading becaussssssse I said Ha ha! a lot just now as I read this gem! Wonderful! Thanks!

~aj~ said...

Freaking hilarious. You've gotta find more of those to share. It had Matt and I very entertained. I loved that even the guy reading it couldn't stay serious the entire time. Good stuff.

Shannie said...

I'm losing it! Hilarious! She sure tolt that por bastert, di'in she? That so pulled me out of my funk. I must linky this up this afternoon, if you don't mind!!!

Lisa said...

Good Lord! Talk about a run on sentence!

Jenners said...

That is pure comic genius! I'm so glad I can continue to read your blog as I found that frickin' funny as all get out. Whew!

Lisa said...

I left you an award. Stop by and get it if you're into it.

Susan said...

"my little bro" was the best part. Classic!

TheXMom said...

LOL!! That was awesome... I could picture some teenage girl writing that during study hall while chewing Bubalicious, blowing very large bubbles.

Peggy said...

Okay, It's Sunday morning, I'm hungover and I'm reading through your archives to try to "get to know" you a little better so I can think up some questions for the interview you volunteered me for.

This letter cracked me up...and I think the Advil is kicking in. In case you were concerned.