Wow, the outpouring of concern for my well being and demands for my immediate return to blogging have truly melted my heart. Who knew so many of you really cared. I must have dozens of "where are you? bring back the funny!" emails. And by dozens I actually mean ZERO. I mean WTF, guys? I could be dead in a ditch somewhere! And then who'd write here to make you feel better about your kids because at least they aren't as bad as Aidan and Asher. Noone, that's who! Pay attention and would it kill you to stroke the talent's ego just a little bit?