December 29, 2008

Pity Party

My husband has left me.

Not that way. He moved to Nebraska ahead of us to start his new job. The kids and I will stay here until this damn house sells.

It's been barely over 24 hours and it sucks. It hasn't sucked in the way I was scared it was gonna suck though. You know, the standard being slowly tortured to death by my own spawn children like I imagined. The kids have been pretty gentle on me. So to my very supportive friends who joked about me killing them and taking bets on how long I'd last while making it clear they had zero faith that I'd survive - who won the pot? Not that anyone called to make sure noone was dead.

Is there a natural law of absent husbands? I'm thinking there must be because our heat went out today. So it must work in conjunction with the natural law of mechanical failure only at night or on weekends.

I'm pretty sure that very soon we're all gonna be squeezing into Matt's little 2 bedroom apartment until we can get rid of this house. Wanna take bets on how long until someone gets hurt in that scenerio?

6 comments:

Brandy Rose said...

You're in my prayers lol. You shall survive, I have faith in you. :D

Amy said...

It sounds like a move might do you good - meet some friends who give a crap. Sorry, I hope your family is reunited very soon.

Krissi said...

Friends who give a crap! Humm how about the ones who love to read your blog and point and laugh? Those are the kinds of friends to have if you ask me!! How many times have you called Matt since he left???

Shannie said...

Yeah, what's up with those friends?!?! They need to be over there 24/7 supplying you with alcohol and xanax. I would if I lived nearby. I promise...

Jessica said...

Im sorry Matt's not there

~Ronda~ said...

Friends who give a crap, whoa, wait a minute there dearie! Friends who do not give a crap, don't drive 3 hours to go consume and act incredibly stupid all night, lol!! As far as Matt, I'm truly sorry for that...on a lighter note, I give you 2 weeks, lol, you'll all be shacked up there in the frozen tundra making more babies to stay warm!! LMAO