December 9, 2008

Man Nails and Oblivion

My husband is some kind of wonderful. He went out to do some of the Christmas shopping for me tonight while I sat home and played games on Webkinz. I'm not kidding. I played about 300 games of Triple Strike Solitaire. I freakin' rock that game, mmmkay? Anyone notice a lull in my posting lately? Now you know why.

So when he gets home he shows me his one shiny man-nail. He apparently got caught by one of the kiosk skanks girls. He said he was trying to sneak around but she spotted him and ran around the front and cut him off. Get this, she buffed his nail for him!!! I can only snort when I think about him standing there getting his nails buffed in the mall. *snicker* Then he tells me he thinks she may have been flirting with him. You tell me if you think this may have been flirting.

Kiosk Skank Girl - "Now don't scream out loud when you see what this stuff does."

Mr - "I won't."

Kiosk Skank Girl - "Oh, you're not a screamer?"
And then he's about to get away when she pulls out another wonder-product and says, "Give me your hand!" His response, a deadpan No.

I would give up one of Asher's afternoon naps to have been there to see that little exchange go down.

P.S. I'm sending him back for that stuff. His nail looks sweet!


Ordie O. said...

That's a hoot! What is a kiosk girl?

Evolving Mommy Catherine said...

They have one of those kiosks in the mall near me and those people are not afraid to MAKE you try their have to run by them when they are talking to someone else in order to not get caught.

Kritta22 said...

LOL I would have loved to see this too!

I used to work at Build-ABear and we would stand at the door and watch the lotion chicks do the same thing. Men would walk away with $100 worth of lotion, a cleavage shoot to remember and pretty smelly hands! :)

April said...

LOL! My mom bought a buffer set thing at a kiosk once and it's really cool. It looks like she has nail gloss on but she doesn't. She went back and bought every woman in our family one except me. So I just use hers when I go to her house. I sure showed her! I would love to see any man going threw what your hubby went threw.

Anonymous said...

Ooh, a mall skank! I love 19 year old idiots who think they have to flirt to sell their products.

Is it that Dead Sea something or other stuff? I bought that from the male skank in my mall. I used it twice then shoved it in my bathroom closet. It works, it just takes forever to do all 10 nails!

Jenners said...

She must have been hot! That is the only way a man would subject himself to such treatment! That is so funny!

~Ronda~ said...

Can we all say that we would have loved to be a fly on the wall during this fiasco, until we fell into the floor rolling with laughter! Let me know when he's going again, so we can make it a date!

~aj~ said...

I just wonder if Matt has any idea that so many women are finding enjoyment today at his expense!

I can just see him standing there getting his one nail buffed. Priceless!

Meme said...

The best part of this post is that now I know I am not the only mom who plays Webkinz. I pretend it's just that I am earning my daughter cash to spend. When I'm playing it after kiddo bedtime my husband always jokes that I'm playing with other moms...I guess he's right!

Unknown said...

lol. very funny post.

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