December 31, 2008

It's Resolution Time

Here's my list.

1. I will limit the number of inanimate objects my kids swallow (such as jingle bells and address labels) to a managable number. Say 3 per child?

2. I will try to keep the holy terror/demon child rumors about Aidan at bay in our new town. At least long enough for him to get accepted into a preschool there.

3. I will exercise. Once. Maybe twice.

4. I will vacuum up that dead bug in Aidan's closet. Or I could leave it as a housewarming gift to the new owners.

5. I will not threaten to cut the heads off Aidan's babies when he obnoxiously shakes them in my face. Gonna try the being an adult thing this year.

6. I will quit Ped-Egging my feet into bloody, shredded masses.

7. I will invest my whopping 16 cents a day from BlogHer Ads in a high interest bond and retire rich off the proceeds.

I'll keep everyone updated on which ones I break and when I break them.

What New Years resolutions will you break this year?

10 comments:

Sarah said...

Glad to see that you are setting some goals! Love the bug! I really vote that it be left as a housewarming.

Kritta22 said...

I'm going to vacuum upstairs at least once this year. That seems reasonable right?

Brandy Rose said...

I plan on breaking them all. Whats the point of making them otherwise?

~Ronda~ said...

Laughing...At least your honest, I plan on breaking so many, thats its not even funny!!

Ordie O. said...

I want one of those ped eggs really bad. And I joined the gym day before yesterday and already worked out twice. I'm gonna keep doing that and some day I'm gonna start eating just one decadently sweet, fat gram-laden dessert a day instead of eating them 18 hours a day, like I do now.

Evolving Mommy Catherine said...

Wow, you make 16 cents a day!?!? You'll have to teach me how you do it, because right now I am no where near double digits!

Brenda Susan said...

Congrats on some amazing & noble resolutions! I resolve not to make any resolutions...oops!

Jenners said...

I love realistic resolutions (especially #3) that can be kept so I applaud your goals. And what the heck is a Ped-Egg?????

Shannie said...

Eh. I don't make them anymore. That way if I make any change for the better, it's a total surprise!

Anonymous said...

Hehehe! Ped-egg is the devil!