December 26, 2008

Boo Hoo Hoo

I'm still getting these emails from bitter Rupublicans.
Wow, how much more depressing can it get.
Professor Joseph Olson of Hemline University School of Law, St. Paul, Minnesota , points out some interesting facts concerning the Presidential election:
Number of States won by: Democrats: 19 Republicans: 29
Square miles of land won by: Democrats: 580,000 Republicans: 2,427,000
Population of counties won by: Democrats: 127 million Republicans: 143 million
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by: Democrats: 13.2 Republicans: 2.1
Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Republican won was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens of the country. Democrat territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government welfare..." Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the "complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegal's and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five yearsIf you are in favor of this, then by all means, delete this message.If you are not, then pass this along to help everyone realize just how much is at stake, knowing that apathy is the greatest danger to our freedom.'Oderint, dum metuant'

Seriously, our country isn't exactly flourishing under the current administration. Do you not think that there is even the slightest chance that Obama's not a terrorist and that he might actually want to try to fix some shit? It must suck ass to exist day to day with that level of paranoia and desperate thoughts. Have a little faith! Isn't there anything else you could be doing besides forwarding assinine Obama-bashing emails? Or are you one of those who thinks I'm gonna go to hell for not forwarding the ol' "Forward this if you believe in God. If you don't, God will deny you later." emails? Cuz don't even get me started on those.

P.S. Anonymous, I'm about 106% sure you're one of those people, no need to comment to confirm.

5 comments:

Krissi said...

Wow feeling policital much???? You know my feelings on the subject at hand so I'll not dive off head first into the vast pond of bull shit that is Obama :)

Did you guys have a great Christmas?

Jessica said...

Ha ha, yup, people are kinda blind, to be nice about it. Good post, sis. By the way ALL politicans are, on some level, bullshitters, the tricky part is in finding the ones that are the least ;)

Debra said...
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Debra said...

I find it funny that we the citizens buy whatever anyone says on the net. Like we really know the truth? All I can say is if this guy is so bad and Obama is the anti-christ, democratic, liberal, muslim terrorist many portray him as, how did they get by the republican party? As for those "Forward" e-mails I am on board with you there. It has occurred to me that these so call "Christian" e-mails are the exact opposite. As for using the terror, and fear thing, I am numb I have had 8 years of Bush, what could be scarier?

Anonymous said...

"If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million criminal invaders called illegal's and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the USA in fewer than five yearsIf you are in favor of this, then by all means, delete this message."
DELETE
Seeing as I'm a descendent of polish immigrants I find it laughable to deny new immigrants all the stuff I've got. But I'm pretty sure that was the way it was for my grandparents. Oh, and all for giving the actual Americans more than what they got. I'll drop a penny in a bucket for that!