Well apparently all you have to do to keep Aidan from pulling an exorcist at preschool is to break out a video camera. Oh yes, when they finally get it together to document the insanity he decides to act normal. Well, not exactly normal. He did feel me up.
Yup. Never in his life has he ever made reference to my boobs until we're at the church preschool and there's a video camera rolling. Then he starts batting at them like a damn cat with a string! And when I try to hold his hands because just telling him to stop doesn't work - shocker! - he yells, "I can touch them!".
So you know they're thinking "oh, that's why he's so crazy!". It's always the mom's fault...