November 23, 2008

What Exactly Are You Looking For?

It's been some time since I've published the always a little scary searches that lead someone to my blog. I just can't figure out what these people are hoping to find. Well, okay, it's disgustingly obvious what some of them are hoping to find but some of them...

hopping around pee dance - did you want an instructional video or just a written tutorial?

boiling point for kids - it's probably 100 degrees just like any other food. baking usually keeps the flavor better

hippie blog templates - I didn't think hippies were supposed to care about appearances

n*ked kids swimming, small kids n*ked, n*ked kid pictures & kids swimming n*ked - damn, those perverts don't give up easily! I bet you were totally disappointed to see the black bars, hu, jackass? Do I need to refer you to my warning?

sucking daddies - *shaking head*

what the hell was he thinking? - I wish I knew, I really do

puzzle tattoo man - do not do it! there are better ways to come up with blog material, pierce something.


Anonymous said...

So what I want to know is exactly how you find out how these pervs are finding you? Ya know, I'm still blog~illiterate!!

Anonymous said...

Well Sissy, I hope my site is not that weird! I know there are some really "strange" people out there in internet land!

Anonymous said...

I know what you mean, What are these people looking for? Then again, maybe I don't want to know.

Anonymous said...

Those are brilliant. Isn't that the best, checking out what people were looking for? I love "what the hell was he thinking?" Nice work! And I thought my 'surbuban exhibitionist' search was funny!

Oh, and here's a little bloggy karma for you - an award!

Anonymous said...

Now when your baking yours do you dredge them in flour and breadcrumbs first? 'Cause I do and I have to tell you - it keeps them really moist!