Dear Idiot Who Built My House,
Is it just me or is directly above the toilet a dumbass place to put the only cabinet in the bathroom? Do you not think folks might keep medicine in there? If medicine is kept in the cabinet above the toilet, it stands to reason that untold amounts of it might fall into the toilet by accident. Do you know how much Advil costs? Or Imitrex? Yes, I suppose I might be a bit of a butter-fingers so I drop more than the average fool but damn!
Idiot Who Bought Your House