November 1, 2008

Egged

Our house got egged last night! We were sitting in our kitchen when we hear the crack of an egg on the window. We look around at eachother like, "no fucking way". Oh, "way"! Some little punk ass teenager egged my damn house! What, stealing and smashing pumpkins isn't good enough anymore? Little bastards!

Update: The punks got Matt's truck, too! So what are the odds we'd get hit from behind AND front?

Are you just trying to get a blog out of me? Well, here ya go, listen up. I will hunt your pimply ass to the ends of the earth and force feed you raw eggs. And I'm lookin' forward to it!
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