October 22, 2008

A New Obsession Love

Dear BlackBerry,

Oh, how I love you! You are light and compact and best of all, you work! No anal retentive touchscreen that throws a hissy fit every other day and you accept ringtones that I don't have to pay $2.99 for. BlackBerry, you may be the new love of my life. I'll never go back. Apple tried to bribe me with a new iPhone 3G. I handed that bitch off as soon as I got it and grabbed you up immediately. Please join me in flipping up the big F You finger and yelling, "Suck it, iPhone!

Love,
Sissy

cc: Apple iPhone, Steve Jobs

6 comments:

~aj~ said...

And here I am, stuck in the dark ages with my little flip phone. But at least it's purple! That's gotta count for something, right?

Glad you're enjoying your new Blackberry. Good riddance to the iPhone!

Jenni Jiggety said...

You didn't love your iPhone? I might marry mine if such a thing were legal...

just a girl... said...

i am like you i dont like the touch screens. I just got a blackberry curve yesterday and I am trying to decide if I like it. I love the speaker phone but its just not wowing me. I really hope I begin to love it once I get used to it.

Anonymous said...

just a girl - the curve is hard to get used to but I'm loving it! hope you do too!

Cant Hardly Wait said...

hahaha, you know, I wanted the iPhone until I thought about how nasty the screen would get after oh, 3 hours of using it. not that i pick my nose or anything...

Toni said...

Oh girl I still love my iphone, thank goodness for those little films to keep the regular screen clean. I get all my ringtones for free on it lOL. I think like a previous comment I may marry my iphone if I could.