October 22, 2008

A New Obsession Love

Dear BlackBerry,

Oh, how I love you! You are light and compact and best of all, you work! No anal retentive touchscreen that throws a hissy fit every other day and you accept ringtones that I don't have to pay $2.99 for. BlackBerry, you may be the new love of my life. I'll never go back. Apple tried to bribe me with a new iPhone 3G. I handed that bitch off as soon as I got it and grabbed you up immediately. Please join me in flipping up the big F You finger and yelling, "Suck it, iPhone!

Love,
Sissy

cc: Apple iPhone, Steve Jobs
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