This is why I refuse to sleep with my children - because it's a fucking nightmare!We all slept in the same room here at Nana's house. It did not go well. Some parents enjoy that extra time with their kids, cherish the precious moments, and lovingly watch them sleep...
Fuck that.
I am not one of those parents. I can "cherish" them all day long. After 8pm I don't want to know they exist. I figure their reign of terror is over for the day and there is no reason, barring projectile vomiting, that I should be subjected to any more. 12 - 15 hours a day is plenty of time to bond and I can only fight the urge to rip the hair from my head for so long.
So, go ahead, take me off your MOTY short list, I fail. And I'm okay with that as long as I don't have to sleep with those heathens.
