September 4, 2008

I Have No Heart. I'll Live.

I keep reading blogs about how upset mommies are when they drop their babies off for the first day of school. Upset? Why?!?! Are you friggin' kidding me? That's like 8 hours or something without the kids at home. 8 hours of peace. 8 hours without wiping a butt. 8 hours without nuking a corndog. Do you know how many laws I would break to have my kids gone for 8 hours? Several, okay? I'd be at the school with Asher like the Chinese and their gymnasts - "I swear he's 5, he's small for his age! For the love of God, just let him come to school!" Yes, I realize it's possible I might feel differently next year when the time comes to send Aidan off to Kindergarten. It's also possible monkeys might fly out of my butt. I'm not sure which is more likely.
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