September 17, 2008

Here We Go Again

So I've been checking the MomDot Dottie Awards like a fat kid waiting for the ice cream truck. And I'm getting a little sad that I'm slipping in the ratings. I'm almost last. As in not winning! As in not winning by a lot! I don't expect the German pervert to vote but based on StatCounter, I should be getting at least 20 votes a day. I don't even have 20 votes total. So, this is me shamelessly promoting myself for Drama Queen again. I never got any of that crap in high school. There really wasn't a Moodiest Senior or Most Likely to Hit You With her Car category so I got screwed. I don't want to get screwed again 11 years later. That could cost thousands in therapy. Do you want me to cry? Cuz I will. I'm just sayin'...

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