August 6, 2008

You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight If...

You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!

You think your next door neighbor is a vampire.

You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.

You think anyone is crazy for not reading Twilight or New Moon.

You're giving everyone Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas.

Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.

You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward does.


-Awww, shit, I'm obsessed... like I didn't know that!!!
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