You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward!
You think your next door neighbor is a vampire.
You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them.
You think anyone is crazy for not reading Twilight or New Moon.
You're giving everyone Twilight and/or New Moon for Christmas.
Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you.
You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward does.
-Awww, shit, I'm obsessed... like I didn't know that!!!