Channeling Mom and Dad

Aidan - Mama, can you help me get my shorts on?

Me - Aidan, you're 4 years old, can you just try to do it yourself?

Aidan - Yeah, I can do it but I told you to help me.

Me - Well, I don't take orders from you. (Actually I do but I gotta act tough)

Aidan - Just help me like I asked you to. Is that so difficult?