August 1, 2006

FAQ

This isn't your usual FAQ because this isn't a ninny-mommy-blog and I'm not your run-of-the-mill stay at home, suburban mom. There was a time when I had some actual questions that I received from random idiots on the internet followed by the expected smart-ass responses. It was funny shit, if I do say so myself. However, a blog is, by definition, a truly narcissistic endeavor. So I thought to myself, Self, you're going about this FAQ thing the wrong way. This needs to be about you! So here are some of MY frequently asked questions...

What the sam-hell is wrong with you/them?

Is that supposed to be funny?

Why are you still talking to me?

Why, oh why, did they cancel Medium?

Aw shit, ya think that was caught on camera?

What did I do in a past life to deserve this?

Who the fuck asked you?

When did I get so damn old???