October 19, 2009

A Public Service Announcement

Blogging, aw hell - doing ANYTHING after taking sleeping medication instead of going to sleep is not a good idea. The box clearly tells you: take the pill as you are preparing for bed. I personally believe it should say: you must be IN bed as you take the pill and then immediately lay down, close your eyes and have someone turn out the lights because at this point you are not capable of performing this task.

If you do not go straight to bed you may do one, if not all, of the following things; call your grandma at 2am, or even better, sext your boyfriend but send it to dear old dad or call that bitch who used to be your BFF until the "bloody BFF break up where things were said" and cry. Also, stay away from Twitter, MySpace, email, and Facebook because you will make an ass out of yourself and that shit goes viral wicked quick!

You will waking up feeling all rested and ready to take on the day. And then WHAM! It will start coming back to you in pieces. After the horror fades, the sense of Oh my God, I feel like a complete idiot will set in and ya know what? you are an idiot because all in the world you had to do was lay your ass down and drift off to sleep.

Not that I know from personal experience, of course, this is simply a public notice to keep you from doing dumb shit. You're welcome.

9 comments:

Krissi said...

Wow am I glad I've followed directions on my sleep medication thus far, I'll let the PSA serve as a warning to me :) Just like I let your text way back when, ya know when I asked what you thought of said sleep medication... I mean it's not that I don't like mac n cheese, it's just that I'd prefer to remember making and hell eating it :)

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha! The stories my kids could tell you.. Like saying this to my oldest son, "Hey Wes, why don't you make yourself a girlfriend out of cupcakes and go eat her!" Or calling my sis and telling her that her hair looks like medusa and she'd look better as a bald ass baboon!

I totally agree.. They should tell you MUST BE IN BED WHEN TAKING THIS MEDICATION!

melanie said...

L. O. L.

Bill and Lorie Shewbridge said...

OMG,TOO funny... The only thing I have done (according to The Hubs) is pass out cold, so that he thought I was dead in the living room. Then when he was able to get me to stand up and walk to bed, with him holding me up, I was saying things in some strange language that he couldn't understand. Then I woke up screaming bloody murder and scared the HELL out of him. He made me promise that I wouldn't take another one without telling him first again!! God I love Ambien!!

Debra said...

o-kay, alrighty then, so far I have to say this has not happened to me, at least not with the "help" of drugs at least. (Yeah, it can happen without them....sad but true. One word "hormones", no need to say more)

Unknown Mami said...

I've been warned.

Michelle said...

I've never taken sleeping pills but sounds like drunk dialing.

The Crazy Suburban Mom said...

I'm just plain stupid without them...its a shame when you're willing to make an ass out of your self in front of your kids without pharmaceuticals... that said, he sure enjoys it

Stacie's Madness said...

haha, i've had a friend call me after I've taking some tylenol pm, he thought it was hysterical and asked for me to let him know when I'm going to take them again. LOL