October 19, 2009

A Public Service Announcement

Blogging, aw hell - doing ANYTHING after taking sleeping medication instead of going to sleep is not a good idea. The box clearly tells you: take the pill as you are preparing for bed. I personally believe it should say: you must be IN bed as you take the pill and then immediately lay down, close your eyes and have someone turn out the lights because at this point you are not capable of performing this task.

If you do not go straight to bed you may do one, if not all, of the following things; call your grandma at 2am, or even better, sext your boyfriend but send it to dear old dad or call that bitch who used to be your BFF until the "bloody BFF break up where things were said" and cry. Also, stay away from Twitter, MySpace, email, and Facebook because you will make an ass out of yourself and that shit goes viral wicked quick!

You will waking up feeling all rested and ready to take on the day. And then WHAM! It will start coming back to you in pieces. After the horror fades, the sense of Oh my God, I feel like a complete idiot will set in and ya know what? you are an idiot because all in the world you had to do was lay your ass down and drift off to sleep.

Not that I know from personal experience, of course, this is simply a public notice to keep you from doing dumb shit. You're welcome.
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